Mellow

I want your guidebook, dammit.

OFF TOPIC: That would be better, but I really dislike the dream idea... I can deal with anything else, I'll figure out a way to get Kafei's hands back on that Gilded Sword.

OFF TOPIC: I'll put Kafei back into this when this battle thing is over... don't want to interrupt anything. Oh, and I'm not fond of the idea of it being a dream... it's quite the cliché, and one that has always made me angry when used. But that's just my two cents, on with the RP.

I was playing an online game ages ago... I used a stupid name at the time, one with random numbers and letters... so I created the name "Hellraiser" on the fly after watching seven horror movies in a row and then trying to sleep... which I could not, so I played multi-player on Half-Life back in 2004, when Steam came into being.

OFF TOPIC: I didn't miss much in my absence.

Oh my God... just... just yes. That's all I have to say.

I will be on vacation until next Friday or Saturday, so no more GCN for me until then. Bye!

-takes out a few of the zombies blocking the girls path with his Fiveseven- Go save her, I'll cover you from here! OFF TOPIC: Oh, my character looks like this

Whoa! Stop the truck, Destroyer! -points his Fiveseven outside the truck window and starts shooting zombies near the girl on the side of the road-

Takashi... Takashi Komuro. Nice to meet a friendly... friendlies are so rare nowadays, the whole planet has gone to hell... and so has order.

Damn straight, one of those things almost bit me... good thing I didn't sit in my basement all day eating chips and masturbating like those otaku before the outbreak... -looks around- Pretty nice truck you've got here.

-fires his shotgun into the horde multiple times- Dammit, I'm out of shots! -pulls out his Fiveseven and returns to firing into the horde- Dammit, they're getting closer! Pick up the pace! One of "them" grabs onto Takashi, ready to bite into him. -elbows the zombie in the side of the face, knocking it onto the ground- Go to hell. -shoot two shots into the zombie's skull and dashes towards the truck- Dammit, that was too close... -fires at zombies near Destroyer- Hurry!

Damn it all, I can't take them all... so what do you say we work together and take out as many as we can and make a run for your large truck? -cocks his shotgun-

Guess we'll have to eat these Tektites raw... Kafei gives four Tektite legs to each member of the group. We can eat while moving, shall me go up the mountain now?

The Japanese man lowers his shotgun. My name is Takashi... Takashi Komuro, some call me by my nickname Hellraiser, but I prefer my real name... and who are you, and why have you entered my domain?

A Japanese man inside the store cocks his shotgun and points it at the intruder. You there, are you bitten? The Japanese man slowly steps closer to the intruder, awaiting his answer.

-runs into the cave with Oni and the Fierce Deity- Hopefully one will ignite my log... -watches as a flaming rock hits the log, igniting it, with minimal damage to the sturdy log- Hell yes... we'll be able to eat once this calms down, and then on to the Temple.

I'm sure the Fierce Deity has something to ignite this log... wait, what? The volcano is erupting!?

-finally reaches the bottom of the mountain and notices a group of five Tektites- Oh, just what I was looking for. -runs towards the Tektites and splits each into two pieces, picking up the remains and putting them into his bag- Yes, that should be enough for all of us... -returns to the group and notices that a fire has not yet been made- ...Where is the fire I told you to build?

Goron: Of course we have wood! Wait here while I go get some for you. -waits a few minutes for the Goron to return- Dammit, where is that thing, we're in a hurry. The Goron walks back down the mountain to where the rest of the group is while carrying a large log of wood. Goron: Here you go! That'll be 50 rupees. Dammit, that's all I have... -hands a purple rupee to the Goron- There... Alright, all of you stay here and build a fire out of that log, I'll be back in a bit. -unsheathes the Gilded Sword and runs down the mountain-

Do you have wood? Please have wood...

Do you have any food that... isn't some kind of rock?

We're going to have to go through Goron City to get to the Fire Temple, so why not eat while we're there? Put your little need for adventure aside, I haven't eaten for days.

Kafei's stomach makes an audible growling noise. But... first we need food ourselves...

-Rolls out of the way of the Goron- That was far too close...