CDi-Fails

Red: UGH! I have a better IDEA! Red charges backwards at the others, grabbing them in his arms, then charges forward again

Red: Good enough for me. Red jumps into the Pegasus Boots and throws Purple onto his shoulder, running away to the old castle Red: CATCH UP WITH US!

Red: So, we've confirmed out suspicions. I suggest we go back to the castle with that green dinosaur on it, we might be able to find something there...

Hey, where are we going anyway, there's no way out but the other way-wait NO NOT INTO THE WA-*CRASH*! Rush crashes through the wall of Hyrule Castle and flies outwards towards a familiar town...

OFF TOPIC: For the sake of time...I'll take up the position as Zelda. It'll be nice to stop being so arrogant for once. By the way, should we have OoT Link's personality merge with Four Sword's Green Link when he talks to Zelda? Zelda: Links! I'm so glad I found you! Somehow, I know you all, but you don't look like the Link I know! Anyway, I think I know why we're starting to think different things and why we're all in the same universe -- several universes collided, and the impact of it all formed a large core of corruption in the center, and outwards more of the original land from the dimensions will be. In these universes, apparently there were DIFFERENT TYPES of us, and when the universes merged, they were all put together into one!

Red: HEY! Look who's back! Hold up a second-*jumps up out of the now-closed hatch and grabs Purple from the crowd of guards, then flips back into the hatch and closes it* Now, let's go find Zelda!

Red: See, easy! *clutches head in pain as Blue lands on his head* ARGH! YOU IDIOT! WATCH IT! Uuughhh...anyway, we're in a storage room I presume...let's try going downstairs, if I remember the old Hyrule Castle, then we should find something along the lines of a Visitor Room below us. OFF TOPIC: By Visitor Room, I mean the one that Ganondorf goes into when Zelda and Link were kids, when they peer into the window and see him.

Red: No problem, anyway, how will we get those gu-WOAH! The guards are gone! They must have ran when they heard a battle on the roof...wait, that means-*from a hatch on the roof several feet away, guards storm in, all holding spears and bows* Guards (in unison): HALT! *charges at all Links* Red: Hmph, they're no match for US! *sprints and jumps over their heads, leaping on their heads for support* Ha! If they got through to us with this hatch, then we can get inside with it too! *dives inside the hatch* (echoing voice from inside) COME ON!

Red: Heyyy, well if it isn't Mr. Clumsy? You know, I had all of this under control, you just butted in. Hmph...with her down, we can finally find Zelda. Though, we might be forgetting something...*leans down, energy from Twinrova begins to move out from their bodies and into the form of a Heart Container* Hmm, I guess we all did fair work, so for a change, I guess we can all get some-*crushes Heart Container, then throws the remains around, the energy being absorbed by each person's body*

Red: MAN DOWN! Ugh, try THIS! *takes out Ice and Fire Rods, searches for magic drastically* HA! GOT IT! Hhhhhhaaaarrrrghhhghghhhhghghghhhhh-*rods begin to power up, force begins to shake body* URUUU-GHH-*light shoots from the rods, the attacks intertwine as they shoot out in a beam, aiming at Twinrova* QUICK, PURPLE, GREEN, GET HER! *collapses to the ground from exhaustion*

Red: Sorry, I blanked out, I had a vision of a blue and cy-No way...YOU! YOU WERE IN MY HEAD SOMEHOW! Woa-*uses Mirror Shield on Fire Beam*

Red: Come here! *throws Purple at the twins, then jumps forward to land another attack* AUGH! My attack failed! Green, explain why you're using the Mirror Shield!

Red: *whispers to Green* Well isn't that great? Now Purple and I are dragged along into this mess...look, let's just talk to these old hags and go find Zelda and Blue. *stops whispering* OK, ladies...we've never met you before, now just run along and go make potions or whatever you do-uh...did I just say the potions part out loud? OFF TOPIC: I see a battle coming up soon...

Red: *zips upwards onto the roof* WOOHOO! I always loved doing that! Huh...*looks down into courtyard, sees guards*. So, we have to find Zelda in here, huh? Big place...let's find her.

Red: You're right...*takes out Hookshots* Let's use these, there's plenty of wooden boards up on the roof.

Red: Gotcha. Hold on...that's not the Hyrule Castle we know, but that is Hyrule Castle, I can see the guards and the Hyrule Royal Family Crest. (OFF TOPIC: I'm referring to the OoT Hyrule Castle)

Red: Hmph, trust me, I'm stable...

Red: FINE! *swings Purple to Epona, then rides over to Epona and grabs onto her leg* See, now we can speed up Epona with the Pegasus Boots AND we'll be together. Happy, wimps?

Red: *puts on Pegasus Boots, starts to rub feet together fast, gains friction, grabs Purple's hand and spins around, letting go as he makes a full rotation, throwing him to the East speedily* Now to catch up! *starts running fast*

Red: Blue isn't here, so we can give Purple the second Pegasus Boots. Think of it, it'll be like a race: Epona vs. Pegasus People

Red: Gotcha...hold on, I think I still have the Pegasus Boots...*looks in pouch* Um...bad news...I only have two. Guess one of you will be riding on a back, or we can walk all that way.

Red: *starts blushing* Oh...Zelda? Uhh-yeah! I bet there's a lot of Rupees involved in this! Let's go find out what's going on! *glides off of roof, leaving Yoshi behind*

Red: *looks behind* You're kidding me...they chased after me? Hmph, I'll show them! *gets out Roc's Cape and jumps upwards towards the top of the castle, soaring up on the top* HA! GET ME NOW, SUCKERS! I HAVE THIS GREEN THING!

Red: Pfft, THAT stupid bird? All he ever did was mistake our polite "no"s as "yes"s. He's such an idiot, he's not wise, why would you think that? IF ANYTHING, I'M SMARTER THAN ALL OF YOU! *runs off into the distance, near the mysterious castle*

Red: Yeah...what IS THAT?! I can't believe I come here somehow and end up seeing castle's with pictures of girls on them on the front FALLING FROM THE SKY! *looks over to the roof* You're kidding me. DINOSAURS?!