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Destroyer4292

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  1. *facepalms* They should've seen this coming in the title. Heart OF DARKNESS DUH!!!!
  2. I guess i can put Abaddon in as one of the chaos characters, except he's not a demon anymore he's now human. Before he joined, he had studied the demons and over time became somewhat obsessed with them.
  3. *Scene switches to a theater. There are 3 people still sitting in their seats* Guy 1: Worst zombie film ever. Guy 2: Well, at least it ended happily. Guy 3: Dude, the demons took over the world. I don't consider that a happy ending. Guy 2: What? I'd rather have demons rule the world than corrupt politicians. Guy 1: Dude's got a point, but still, who would waste their money on this crap? *notices the huge line for NATION OF THE DEAD and facepalms* Guy 2: Looks like the zombie apocalypse really did happen. Guy 3: Yeah, the mindless zombies of capitalism.
  4. OFF TOPIC: Ok...then perhaps everyone else can also go back to ZHS
  5. GOATS DAMMIT!!!!! WHY DID THE DRAGON HAVE TO LOSE!!! HE COULD'VE BURNED THE PONIES ALIVE OR EATEN THEM, BUT NO HE WAS TURNED INTO A WHINY LITTLE P*SSY BY THEM DAMN F*CKING LITTLE EVIL ASS (oh my god there are a ton of cuss werdz that need to be not seen) PONIES!!!!!!!!!! FFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU
  6. ONLY ONE DEMON SHALL RULE THIS WORLD AND IT SHALL BE ME. CHARGE!!! *both demon armies clash into an epic battle. Susan and Abaddon attack eachother head on*
  7. That Brawl hack just bought yourself a brand new hill *steals hill from Alphaheiti and slaps "new" sticker on it* Your hill.
  8. THEN..YOU SHALL DIE!! *charges along with demon army towards Susan*
  9. YOU DARE DEFY YOUR LORD?!! YOUR FAMILY SENT YOU ON A FALSE MISSION. FOR THE ENTIRE TIME, YOU HAVE CREATED MY ARMIES. HUMANITY WILL DIE BY MY HAND. *Summons demonic army formed out of the zombies*
  10. FOR EONS THE DEMON SAGES HAVE PREDICTED THIS DAY. NOW ALL THAT REMAINS OF HUMANITY SHALL BOW BEFORE THE ALMIGHTY SATAN.
  11. Yes...and so can my rule. *Sky turns blood red and demon horns grow out of his head, bat wings sprout out of his back and he flies into the air* SUSAN, PRINCESS OF THE DEMON MONARCH. BOW BEFORE YOUR GOD!!
  12. *watches Susan impale Barret's face* You just couldn't resist the urge to kill could you?
  13. *Fires shotgun at her* DIE DEMON!!! *Tries to help but is pushed back by a wave of hellfire*
  14. OFF TOPIC: Holy rounds are shotgun shells filled with buckshot and holy water. There is also a cross engraved into the slug *Grabs shotgun with "holy rounds" off of his back* I'll send you both back to Hell!! Think again pathetic human. *Demon powers return. Summons Dream Eater*
  15. Susan!!! *karate kicks Barret and engages in a fistfight with him*
  16. So it is you! The demon bitch who destroyed the world with one little bottle!! I may not be able to kill all of these zombies, but I can kill the source!! *Fires gun at Susan* *in the hallway* *sees zombies appproaching and fires at them until the M4 runs out of ammo* Fuck....looks like this is the end. *sees a grenade on the belt of a dead soldier and pulls it off* Doesn't mean I can't take these fuckers with me!! *Pulls the pin and charges into the zombie horde.* Catherine, kids. I'm coming home!! *The grenade explodes, killing all of the zombies and Destroyer.*
  17. *Hits Susan in the face with his gun* Just where do you think you are going? *sees Barret attack Susan* Motherfucker!!! *charges at him*
  18. *outside, the remaining soldiers fight a losing battle against the zombie horde. Most of them have been eaten.* Run!! Forget about me!!
  19. There she is. Hey Susan!! Just run, don't think of killing these bastards! *Shows up behind Destroyer* Not so fast! *Shoots Destroyer in the leg* AUUUGGGHHH!!! *hits the ground* Son of a bitch! Bastard!! *Fires back at Barret, but he takes cover* *on a loudspeaker* ALERT ALERT....A LEVEL 7 INFESTATION IS IN EFFECT....ZOMBIE THREAT LEVEL MAXIMUM Shit! sounds like the walking dead just broke in!
  20. Where the hell's Susan? *sees a soldier splattered against a wall* She's nearby. Keep running.
  21. *wallruns behind a soldier and shoots him in the head. arrives at the cells and shoots off the locks* Where'd you come from? Hell, remember? Yeah *disarms a soldier and takes his M4* Let's get out of this fucking place.
  22. Whatever. Let's just get to the cells and get them out of here. *Fires USP at soldiers who fire back* Pathetic humans! You will die by my hand!
  23. *sees armed soldiers coming* Grrr..Fine, we'll get them out as well. *picks up USP and loads it* Pitiful human weapon, but it'll have to do. *notices soldiers running by* What the hell's going on?
  24. Answer the question or we'll burn the fucking skin off your bones! *gets up and punches Heldrekt in the face* *Reaches for his holstered USP .45 but is knocked out as well* Get up. We're getting out of here.
  25. On May 7th of 2018, you came into this facility with a small vial that contained ZV-136, am I correct? *laughs* You see, there is no difference between you and I. And what do you have to say? Nothing. I am here for a different purpose than this woman, who has single handedly erradicated humanity's existence.
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