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Hey, Commander Barret said to bring the two with the red eyes. Got it. *Pulls Abaddon out of the cell* You're coming with me *Pulls Susan out of the cell* *Both Abaddon and Susan are taken to the interrogation room where Heldrekt and Barret are waiting*

You think that's her, Heldrekt? *back at the cells* *door slams* Fuckheads!! Let us out of here!! Would you just give up already.

*Gets out of the Humvee* Drag them out of the back and ready them for interrogation. Yes sir. Hands off fucker. *gets knocked unconscious* (This place feels familiar) *Everyone in the compound begin to stare at Susan*

Well this is nice. Shut up devil boy. It wasn't our fault we were hogtied and thrown in the back of a Humvee. *on a radio* We're coming in. Open the gate. *on radio* Yes sir. *The humvee drives into a compound, the militia's base*

Aww..Dammit! I'm going camping the 7th and won't be back till the 10th. I hope they finally have a reveal trailer for Saints Row: The Third. I can't fricking wait!!

I'm not going to ask you again. *pulls charging handle* We got a stash of weapons in the truck, sir. Looks like these guys are strapped as well. Good, clean em out. Those are my guns you're stealing asshole! *Pushes Destroyer's face in the dirt with his foot* Not anymore. Tie them up and take them to the Humvee. Yes sir.

Shut up and keep your head down. Hey, get out of my truck and get your fucking hands off me!

OFF TOPIC: The text that isn't colored is Barret's men. *removes hood and points G36 at Susan* Search them. The truck also, sir. *nods* *opens truck door and points M4 at Alice and Takashi* Get out of the truck and get on the ground

*The machine guns stop firing. A group of men in ghillie suits stand up from the tall grass.* Move in. Who the fuck are these guys? I don't know, but they look like soldiers.

*here's a click* Everyone get down!! *machine gun fire echoes through the air as bullets fly over Destroyer and the gang*

We got a roadblock. Some dumbass decided to put this damn car in the middle of the road. I agree with the woman. It would be easier to drive around this infernal obstacle than try to move it.

Not sure, then again who's idea was it to put a fucking car in the middle of the road? Apparently, someone wanted to stall us here.

On the bright side however, this game does have a nice soundtrack, but I'm still not playing it.

*Stops the truck* What's the big deal?! Move that shit out of the way! (My time is drawing near)

Holy crap, I love em. Excellent work Shade. You really captured the true nature of the RP.

O_O Now I really need therapy. That disturbs me that they consider this a game for kids. Why didn't those jackasses in Washington ban this instead of the (f*cking awsome) gory games from Japan. Those whackjobs who created the game also included 3D glasses so you could watch the young hero die in so many horrible ways right in front of your eyes. I think these guys did a little too much Charlie Sheen.

"Beep" -Paddle, Pong

This has really left me at a conundrum. I yawned at slaughtering zombies in L4D. I fell asleep during Saw. But this.....Now I am terrified.

Yeah, there may be magic in the land of Hyrule, but physics still apply.

(And yet you say you are different from me. Look, we both share a common enemy. The son of God has cursed us for too long.) *sees a roadblock up ahead* Son of a bitch. Looks like we got trouble up ahead.

Uhh..It's a little too bright to see the road. *is irritated by the light* (Damn you!!)

(Dammit, his presence is strong within the other girl. So you think you can defeat me here and now?) Beats the hell out of me, and Canada is completely zombie free from what I heard. The infection is only destroying the U.S. at this point.

Canada, here we come. *drives the truck away*

Hey demonspawn, get up. What happened?... You just sent those flesh eating psychos back from where they came. Now let's go.

How the hell did he do that? I thought his powers were gone.