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OFF TOPIC: Good News Guys!! I'm not dead! *Fires M16 and kills a zombie with a headshot* Hmph, I guess you guys are coming along as well? *Stabs bowie knife through a zombie's neck*

It gets around. By the way my name's Destroyer, yours?

*pulls a grenade pin* Suck on this bone monkeys! *throws grenade into the horde and sprints to the truck* Satoshi, get in! *Satoshi hops in and so does Takashi. As Destroyer drives the truck away, the grenade explodes, blowing up the gas station and killing the zombies* *looks in rearview mirror* That was too f*cking close.

*a portal opens in the sky and several dodongos fall through* More monsters, seriously? *draws sword* Looks like Ganon's not done with us yet *stabs dodongo*

Sounds good to me. *switches to full auto* Bring it meatbags! *Fires into the horde of zombies*

Tastes better raw anyways. *looks at the piece of meat* Emm..I'll just save mine for later http://core.the-gcn.com/public/style_emoticons/default/confused.gif *Ganon's Castle* So they're climbing Death Mountain. Perfect. Zant, send out the dodongos. Yes, my lord.

Your domain? This is a damn gas station. Now I'll just take my food and be on my way. *zombie growls can be heard outside getting louder and louder* Shit *pulls back charging handle*

*hits Red in the head with the bottom of his sword* Well if it wasn't for Ganon's minions tracking us down all the time, we would've been able to stop and eat. *rumbling stops* I think it's over now. *notices the logs are knocked over and the fire is destroyed* Oh no!

Hold it, I aint infected, man. Who the hell are you anyways? *lifts up M16*

*rocks begin to fall from the sky* Everyone into that cave! We'll be safe in there. *Both Oni and FD run to the cave*

Damn, so much for our little trick. He's gonna keep hunting us until we're dead. *Death Mountain rumbles* Whoa, what the heck was that? I think the volcano's erupting or something!

Don't be so modest, Princess Zelda. Soon, your hero will fall, and nothing will stop me from claiming the Triforce.

Goron: Sorry, but to us gorons, this is food. *generic anime fall* I..don't think that's healthy for your teeth.

Fire Temple, that also sounds familiar. Vio, do you know anything about the Fire Temple? *back at the castle* Hunt them down or I will collect your head. Y.yes..M.my lord. *walks away* *back to Death Mountain* I agree with him, where's the food? Goron: Oh you need food? Here, take these *holds out a handful of rocks* O_o You're kidding right?

*back at Ganon's Castle* My lord, I bear some bad news. What is it, Zant? *gulps* Link..was not..killed. How could this be? We were tricked, my lord and.. *eyes literally red with anger* I GAVE YOU AN ORDER AND YOU FAILED TO CARRY IT OUT!!!! Please forgive me, my lord, but I had no idea either.

OFF TOPIC: \m/ *plays "Number of the Beast" by Iron Maiden* Commence Headbanging! Goron: It's horrible. Ganondorf imprisoned all of my people in the Fire Temple. He's going to feed them to the great dragon Volvagia.

FD, watch out! Oh no you dont. *stops the goron in its tracks* Goron: Oh no *shaking* a.are you G.Ganondorf's followers? No, why do you say that? It's obvious Ganon's been through here. There's already a foul scent in the air.

*The truck pulls into the gas station, as Satoshi had hoped, it's desolate, or is it?* Best thing about everyone being a zombie is you don't have to pay for anything. Fill it up. *Grabs M16, pistol and a few grenades* I'm gonna go check the store for some food. *While Satoshi pumps gas into the truck, Destroyer kicks in the door of the gas station and looks around with the flashlight attached to his M16* *notices the various splatters of blood on the walls* What the f*ck happened here? *sees a shelf of various canned foods and beef jerky* Jackpot.

Something strikes me as odd about that Sheik character. You think she's not a part of Zelda at all? Something like that.

*Gets up and dusts himself off* I don't know who's worse, Ganon or that dragon. I vote the dragon, but I agree with Vio. We're wanted fugitives now. Maybe we can hide in the mountains.

I wouldn't be surprised. Same damn thing happened to my town as well. *turns on CD player. Radio plays "Welcome Home (Sanitarium) by Metallica* I think there's a gas station up ahead. I saw a sign a few miles back.

Stalfos: My lord, we have returned Is Link and his friends dead? Stalfos: Yes my lord. Dark Link killed them. Well Zelda, it looks like your chosen hero has been defeated MWHAHAHAHAAA!!!

That should confuse Ganon's minions. Alright, let's get out of here *the group doesn't notice the angry manager* Manager: Ahem, who's going to pay for all of this damage?

Actually I was. Served in the Marine Corps. for five years. Went on combat missions in Afghanistan. The day I returned, the virus hit. My wife and children were infected. The only thing I could do was shoot them in the head.

What's he..*nudged by Oni* Stalfos: Emm..sure. *Stalfos walk out* *wipes forehead* phew..Thanks for that, Dark.