Destroyer4292
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OFF TOPIC: Sorry.
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Stalfos: Swear your allegiance to King Ganondorf or die. To be honest, I'd rather die than bow to that pig! *decapitates stalfos* *back at the castle* How dare they defy me! I'll make an example out of them.
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So you mean he's watching this fight now? *kills a stalfos* *Pushes the stalfos back* That's just great!
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*one of the stalfos looks back and notices Link* Stalfos: THAT'S THEM!! *draws sword* Seriously?! *draws sword and flips a table on them* *Locks swords with another Stalfos*
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Good to know that *the door gets kicked in and a gang of stalfos walk into the restaurant* Stalfos leader: We're looking for a group of fugitives who are wanted by the great King Ganondorf.
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Well, good thing we're Terminians, right FD? *stuffs his face* I'm sorry, did you say something? Ehhh..nevermind.
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Not him again. *looks at menu, mouth is watering* Dodongo steaks, Steamed tekkite legs. oh man it's all delicious!! I'll have two dodongo steaks and a glass of Chateau Romani.
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How'd you know that, and would you mind putting that out? *points to a box of grenades under Satoshi's feet*
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Random Villager: What's with the racket!! I'm trying to sleep here!! Another Random Villager: Hey, shut up!! You're disturbing my beauty rest! Cow: Mooooo!!!!
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I hear you there. Well, we got a long ways to go *looks down at meter and sees it's near empty* plus I need to get some damn gas.
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Or perhaps I can eat yours!! *draws sword* How about that!? FD, calm down. *watches Fierce Deity bicker with the Old lady.
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Well, I'm heading to Canada. The virus is only affecting the U.S. at this point and Canada seems like the only safe place left. If you need a lift, hop in, otherwise see ya. *heads back to the truck*
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Well ma'am, we're hunting gold skulltulas. *stomach growls again* When we really should be looking for food. *falls over* Fierce Deity, are you ok? Do I look ok?
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*Slings M16 over back* Heh, I've heard some weird ass stories but that's a hell of a tale. Well, where you heading to?
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-The lightning engulfs all the zombies, burning them to death- Holy shit, I wish I had that when I was in Afghanistan. You fried them f*ckers. Are you some kind of wizard or something?
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Red! *Pulls red off of the girl* Our apologies, ma'am. *Laughs* Only Red would do that.
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*sees a flash of gold off of a house* There it is. *Approaches the Skulltula* I got it. *kills the skulltula and notices the token that appears* What's that?
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What? Nah, just keep killing them. *kills another* *more zombies show up, some of them have no legs and crawl around,others are deformed and have two heads* Shit. *fires at the zombies* If this keeps up, I'll need more ammo *sees a zombie about to bite Satoshi* Behind you!
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*more zombies crawl over the old cars left on the highway* *Loads another magazine* Damn, more of these bastards. *Kills more zombies* Die flesh junkies!
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Let's go FD. Aww, I was just getting warmed up. *follows Oni to Kakariko Village*
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*notices a larger stalchild* You mean like that? That's not good.
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Well, that'd be useful when them damn brain munchers are up in your face, but personally, I prefer firearms. *Notices a group of zombies staggering towards him and switches to semi-auto* Well well..look who's here *kills one of the zombies with a headshot*
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Meh, no threat whatsoever *punches a Stalchild's skull off of its body* *Notices more Stalchildren rising up* Yeah, but look at how many there are now.
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*Lowers M16* Shit, I thought I was the only one alive in this God forsaken place. My name's Destroyer by the way. It's a nickname I picked up over seas. What's yours?
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*rubs eyes* Dammit Dark! Easy FD, it wasn't his fault.