Dumbest thing happend to me today. I was walking up my street when a drunken older gent walked up to me claiming that my dog pooped on his yard. Wierd thing was, I did not have a dog with me. So I pointed out that I have no dog with me. So then He tells me that if I don't pick it up, he will charge me. So I start to walk to my appartment, thinking he will just give up. And he is following me to my appartment! He told me he will not go until I pick up the poop, or pay him cash. So I go up to my appartment, got a grocery bag, and picked up the poop.
True story.