Conker

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Dog Cloned, Fighting North Korea, American Psycho: I had an odd dream that there were multiple clones of my dog running around a war zone. I desperately wanted to find my dog, and not a clone; the original her. This was all in the middle of a war, which seemed to have been with North Koreans, taking place in some weird place with a few busses parked here and there, ground covered with sand, and stone walls surrounding it all. I was trying my hardest to find her, I kept thinking that if I didn't find her soon, one of the soldiers was going to shoot her, and this did not sit well with me. Eventually, I would be the lead character of American Psycho, for some reason, and be in a completely different setting, which seemed like an old Victorian house in the middle of a city. I do not remember what happened here, but I can imagine it was weird. There was more, but I cannot remember what the rest was. Sent from my cell phone, because ancient satellites from across the cosmic web are lame.

Else: Wow, great job! Porto881: Whoa, man, those are looking great!

Yeah, see, I just want to express my personal opinion about this, as I feel I am allowed to: Can't we just let URA die? Honestly, please, it died in its last incarnation, and bringing it back is sooooo meh. Not only that, this entire video is just... well, I don't think it looks very good at all. And not only that, I saw comments disappear from the video, comments stating they did not like the mod. Yep, the author is censoring any and all criticism! This isn't going to end well, or hell, even get anywhere. I'm sorry to come off as such a negative ass about this thing, but fuck, this looks pretty bad to me. If the author can improve his skills and change his entire mindset about criticism, then maybe this will get better. Not holding my breath.

I don't know how to make myself lucid dream, it just happens randomly, and not that much with me. And the app is called Dream Journal by Tap Light Utilities; I think it's iOS only. Sent from my cell phone, because ancient satellites from across the cosmic web are lame.

Intriguing. Also, fuck, I am kind of irritated that I didn't dream last night. Nothing to document. >8/

Yeah, it started years ago. And lasted for a few years. And it ended years ago. I thought that was implied? Especially with how, I'm pretty sure, I said I didn't have it anymore in that thread. Also, omfg, can we all stop this talk of drugs and bringing off-topic sleep-paralysis discussion in here? I was hoping for this to be where I can document my dreams, and JUST get some discussion on them. And yeah, I woke up not too long ago, so I'm a bit cranky. xP

I'm not having problems with my sleep, though. I'm just documenting dreams. Dx Where did you come to that conclusion? If you're referring to the sleep paralysis thing, I was talking about how he made the meth joke to all of the people who do still have it. I haven't had it for years. xP

Thinking about posting a picture of me, but meh... waiting until I get my buzzcut. I'm most confident in my appearance with a buzzcut.

Okay, I'm sorry, but are you going to keep making these drug-related posts because people have different experiences than you while sleeping? People sleep, then people dream. Dreams can be anything and everything, and just because my mind wants to cook up some random shit, it doesn't mean I partook in the use of narcotics before bedtime. Then there's that post you made in my other thread, which, honestly... I don't even know what to make of it; are we on meth? Seriously? Sleep paralysis is something that happens to many people, and methamphetamine does not tie in at all. It's a very frightening experience, and it will have many wake up seeing horrifying hallucinations. Just because we do, it doesn't mean we're on drugs, for crying out loud. And yeah, trust me, I'm well-aware you're more than likely joking, but I don't care. It irritates the hell fuck out of me when you keep making these posts in my threads.

Quit staring at me, sir. You're making me nervous, sir. STOP IT, SIR. STOP. PLEASE, SIR, PLEASE. ;-;

Subtitles in Zelda logos are supposed to have a different font.

So, I am sick of forgetting most of my dreams(plus, I'd like to share these weird dreams with all of you), so I started one earlier today with a handy dream journal app I downloaded... anyways, this morning's dream! 8D Iron Man 3, Time Travel: My dream started out with me watching Iron Man do a bunch of heroic, awesome stuff; this is due to me seeing Iron Man 3 in theaters with two friends shortly before, I would think. Then things got more random, and I dreamt that I had a device which can take me back in time. I used this device in various ways, going to different time periods. Oddly enough, when going back in time, everything looked and controlled like a video game(Assassin's Creed specifically), so this can only lead me to believe that the device had me go through the genetic memories in my DNA only, rather then physically going back in time. Memories are fuzzy, but from what I remember about the process in which I did go back in time, it may not have been a genetics thing, but rather something magical... I just remember putting my hands on something, and that's where it stops. There were also dragons after me, so I quickly jumped off of a tall building into the water below, then they couldn't find me anymore. I also used this time travel method to go back in time with an old woman on her death bed, into what I think was 1950's America. I did this to bring her comfort in her final hours, letting her experience her glory days, and we had fun ourselves, hitting up diners, movies and so on. I think she died after that sequence. Memory is not too kind to me, but I think there were more occurrences like the one with the old woman. Oh well, the memory escapes me. Sent from my cell phone, because ancient satellites from across the cosmic web are lame.

/me smacks himself in face with own palm Sent from my cell phone, because ancient satellites from across the cosmic web are lame.

You're mistaken, Johnny; Karen wasn't at the Christmas party. How would one go about fixing a broken fuck? Sent from my cell phone, because ancient satellites from across the cosmic web are lame.

I'm a little curious how the entire concept of hallucinations even came into this topic? I clearly didn't have any. >.> Sent from my cell phone, because ancient satellites from across the cosmic web are lame.

This wasn't some dream based on music, though. I literally heard myself wake up, somehow. I dunno how, though, but I'd guess through some kind of weird, blank slate of a dream that somehow just... my head hurts. Sent from my cell phone, because ancient satellites from across the cosmic web are lame.

...I've had sleep paralysis years ago, for a few years on end. I know what it is, and what I experienced certainly doesn't even come close in any way at all. First of all, I've experienced a total lack of being paralyzed. Secondly... actually, that's really all that needs to be said. EDIT: Anyways, sorry about the hallucination you had; the fact that I DID have bizarre experiences with sleep paralysis for a period of time, means I definitely understand what you went through. It sucks, and a lot of the stuff I've seen and heard waking up from it was just frightening. Hell, it even had me FEEL things sometimes. Feel, see, hear; I was lifted off of my bed, and took a fast flight through space, wind blowing on me, and eventually I wound up in a burning place. I saw(albeit, this one was brought on with my eyes closed, but I was awake, and very much paralyzed) it all, felt it all, heard it all. Fuck, it was scary, but many years ago. Also, for those of you ready to call me a liar, you can fuck off and stop typing your reply. That would mean you just haven't experienced such a thing, and would have absolutely NO IDEA how dynamic such an experience can possibly get. Sent from my cell phone, because ancient satellites from across the cosmic web are lame.

...or something. Dunno how to describe it best, but anyways: Two nights ago, I fell asleep at the beginning of a long song, and eventually I woke up. Though, it was weird... I was asleep, but in a way aware I was(some weird dream state?), and everything was black, silent, then bam; in an instant, the the song I was listening to cut in, as well as the noises of my room, and I was awake. Eyes still closed and everything, but aware of the fact it happened, experiencing consciously going from sleeping to being awake. I have literally never experienced something like this before. Every time I've awoken before, I was completely unconscious, either dreaming or not, and would eventually wake up, but this was weird. :S Sent from my cell phone, because ancient satellites from across the cosmic web are lame.

This was mine, because I have to get creative due to Tapatalk's lack of multiquote. You weren't online around the time this was starting up. I'm not logged into mobile Skype right now(and going back to sleep soon), but when I am, I'll drag you into the group.

Kind of in the same boat, though I'm listening the the 40+ minute Skyrim Atmospheres. Peaceful stuff. Sent from my cell phone, because ancient satellites from across the cosmic web are lame.

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Yeah, this really isn't going to be anything too complicated.So, here's a question: how fucked up is your mind? It's always nice to have more than a few deranged souls for something like this. You weren't online around the time this was starting up. I'm not logged into mobile Skype right now(and going back to sleep soon), but when I am, I'll drag you into the group.Sent from my cell phone, because ancient satellites from across the cosmic web are lame.

What would you be able to help with? Sent from my cell phone, because ancient satellites from across the cosmic web are lame.

Thanks! Sent from my cell phone, because ancient satellites from across the cosmic web are lame.