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I saw her as less robotic the more and more her sense of humor became so obvious(at the end of some enemy descriptions are funny jokes, humorous remarks about NPCs, etc.). Not only that, she shows signs of being weirded out/amused/whatever during exchanges with the robot you repair. The one that calls her Mistress Fi, if you forgot. You know, guys, stuff that is blatantly out in the open. She seems to have some damn emotions to me, and just because she adds a percentage to everything, it doesn't make her robotic. It's like how you guys say nobody has reason to consider Navi annoying for constantly bugging the player with a hey, listen, or watch out; you don't have reason to call Fi robotic for constantly dropping percentages. She had a personality, and emotions that were crystal clear in the game, so I have no idea how you missed them. Now, taking into consideration she DOES(factually) have emotions, it's a no damn wonder she felt so close to Link at the end; you go through such a long journey with someone, spend every waking minute with them, it builds a connection, whether you guys choose to accept it or not. She considered Link a friend in the end, and clearly Link did too. Now, at the risk of sounding like a complete dick, Born, quit hounding me for an answer; just because I do not give one RIGHT AWAY doesn't mean I never will. Asking once is all you need to do. PS. Hey, listen, watch out! I am a series of loud voice clips that will play way more often in a session of OoT than a warning for a depleting battery ever will in a session of Skyward Sword! I also tell you the same exact things over and over, just like Fi, when pressing my action button! My name is Navi! Sent from my cell phone, because ancient satellites from across the cosmic web are lame.

I have hardly any gripes with Navi, I don't even find her annoying. All I am saying is that's a very bad way to say, "He has the same moves as you, think different". Not everyone will get it right away. Let me be more specific: It mostly comes off as a vague, "Hey, this guy is you. Kill him. What? I don't know how, just do it." Sent from my cell phone, because ancient satellites from across the cosmic web are lame.

Nobody's wrong. The gender is never specifically stated; none of you can be right. As far as we all know, it's an it. /thread The more I think of Majora, I am inclined to believe it's genderless; changing vote.

"Dark Link -- Conquer yourself!" doesn't work at all. It does not in any way assist you in defeating him, and the game just leaves you to figure it out yourself(and for newcomers, it can be annoying). If you're going to help me with an enemy, Navi, don't just try to sound cool.

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Sounds like A FUN TIME.

Sir, yes sir! *eases down* So, like, yeah. Yeah.

Without you, Commander Friction, me and General Dick cannot complete our mission. You serve this squad well! *salutes*

And I... I am... PALMER.

Give me both, I say. Both at once.

Are you mad? You seem mad. Is that why you're taking things from completely unrelated threads to try and win ANOTHER ARGUMENT YOU STARTED? I'm sorry you still wish to completely stretch and skew what I said. How do you not see the difference between ACCUSING and QUESTIONING(which I did)? Like, seriously? I don't fucking have to. You claim to have played the game, you should know it's there; other people see it, yet you do not. This is why I questioned you. Yes, QUESTIONED if you played; I meant nothing by it, I am just curious if you did. Again, you could have answered yes or no. Anyways, why are you still in my thread? You've turned it into another stupid argument; don't you feel accomplished, ready to move on now?

Increasing friction! UUUUUUUNNNNGH.

This is some nice Friction! Permission to increase it!?

Sir, yes sir! *does routine laps*

Awaiting orders, General Dick! *salute*

Another reason why Fi is better: [3:15:36 PM] Medo: Master, there is an 87% probability that these are the droids we are looking for. [3:17:37 PM] DeathBasket: But Fi, the nice Jedi man says they're not. [3:17:44 PM] DeathBasket: I'm willing to be the 13%. [3:18:17 PM] Medo: Master, there is a 100% probability your weak, organic mind is being exploited with a Jedi mind trick. Wise the fuck up, you sack of moronic jelly.Yes, it is a reason. Sod off.

That looks damn awesome! Very well colored.

I dunno about all of you, but I like how Fi drops them percentages, even if they are completely random and some of them definitely should have been 100%. Best holographic AI companion evar. Organic Navi, is like, I dunno. She's cool, sounds adorable, has an alright personality, but like... Fi. For the win. That's... a personal attack to you? I always considered personal attacks to be attacks that were personal. Like insulting one's family, life style, race, etc. Not questioning if they actually played a game or not.I was keeping it civil, mzx; I was just genuinely questioning whether you played the game or not, as you literally did not see how Fi blatantly changed through the game. You could have easily confirmed if you did or not. Not keeping it civil would be me actually making personal attacks at you, insulting you, or just being an ass in general.I would apologize for what could be a potential misunderstanding, but I'm not going to because you decided to go the extra mile and make my post into something it's not.Sent from my cell phone, because ancient satellites from across the cosmic web are lame.

Uh, doesn't it belong to the Majora Tribe? Sent from my cell phone, because ancient satellites from across the cosmic web are lame.

It's things like this that make me question whether someone actually PLAYED a game or not. Sent from my cell phone, because ancient satellites from across the cosmic web are lame.

I'm sorry, but I don't argue facts PRESENTED in the story.

And so does Fi.

Okay, this one seems more fair than my last one, truthfully. Who is the better companion? Also, some rules: This isn't a fucking beauty contest, judge by character. Keep it civil, as things really got out of hand in the last one. Anyways, I'm Team Fi. Begin!

I think that's scraping the bottom of the barrel, honestly.