Conker

Anybody remember the ? Anybody also remember how tame it was? Well, take that WHOLE concept(showcasing binaural 3D sounds), but instead of you being in a barbershop... you're in an interrogation chamber. Oh, this is good fun! (kind of poorly-acted at times, but meh... I don't even care)

No, that is not even what I'm doing: I am bad-mouthing OoT because it gets too much praise, when it shares some of the problems that make people DESPISE TP. That's just people being blinded by nostalgia and bashing TP for the sake of bashing it, in my eyes, which is just stupid. But hey, can't fix the damage, I guess. Also, what does bringing back Ganon/Ganondorf for TP have to do with OoT? He was in the series since the first game. (I am aware that the game tries to bring back the spirit of OoT, but I felt like pointing that out to you)

I guess TP was the Zelda game people wanted to hate, for some reason? All I know is that people dis it for problems that exist in OTHER Zelda games(even in entires people praise), yet, they disregard those problems in the other Zelda games and put all the heat on TP. Some people, I swear.

The Triforce shards in Wind Waker is one, too. This annoyed the ever-loving shit out of me, and could have been done a better way. Uhm, I was talking about a bigger field? More stuff to do has NOTHING to do with a bigger field.

I'm sorry, I don't ever consider "first 3D game" an excuse. Super Mario 64 was the first 3D Mario, yet they added tons of stuff to do in EVERY level. Your point is moot. And considering Majora's Mask had a whole lot to do, there's no reason they couldn't have done the same for OoT. No, they were just too busy removing/reworking stuff in the game to concentrate on things such as a world with more content. The fact they got sidetracked with reworking it SO much didn't help; they spent too much time on just that, and failed to flesh it out as much as they could have. As for TP being barren, I could give a shit less. You know what? Almost every Zelda game is baren; Wind Waker, Skyward Sword, Ocarina of Time, even Mahora's Mask. While MM may have quite a bit to do, it's still empty. Every 3D Zelda is. These games aren't meant to have tons of shit to do after the main story like some big budget RPG would allow you. Sure, after you beat the games, there's collectibles to find, minigames to play, ect., but overall, they're pretty empty games. All of them. Recall harder. That's all I have to say.

You forgot to add the CDi Zelda games as the best. They're obviously the best.

Twilight Princess. I prefer the game that deserves praise, and doesn't get tons of illegitimate praise. Far Cry 2 or Far Cry 3?

It doesn't matter. We got what we got, and that's all we ever will have from Nintendo with OoT; my point still stands.

Do you? Ocarina of Time. There's far, FAR less to do in it than TP, yet, so many people place it upon this pedestal for being soooo perfect, but they bash TP for all of its problems. (i.e., completely disregarding how empty and void of activities OoT's world is compared to TP's, praising it, and then bashing TP for having the problem, but on a less extreme scale) When compared to Twilight Princess, Ocarina of Time is a broken and unenjoyable experience.

Jotokun: Wrong in sooooo many ways, but hey, whatever. zaneebaslave: So, let me get this straight: you hate TP because it's a collect-o-thon? What about all other Zelda games that have you collect a lot of stuff? Wind Waker? Majora's Mask? And more? ANYWAYS, TP is my favorite, too, Jason; I guess we're some of the few people that don't look back at the old games with rose-tinted glasses, huh? We actually learn to not let nostalgia cloud our judgment of the newer entries, which are, in many ways, far, far superior to older entires in the series. So, yeah, before I leave this topic, from best to worst in numerical order: Twilight Princess Skyward Sword Wind Waker Majora's Mask Ocarina of Time Yes, I put OoT last because it's boring as shit. So boring, in fact, only community-made expansions/mods can save it from being a horrible, dull experience. It's way more dull, boring, and empty than many people claim Twilight Princess to be. Ooooh yeah, it really is.

You look like Snape.

No, you're wrong: Guns don't kill people, bullets do. :V

I don't see the point in any of them, except the OUYA. /replytoxdanielendshere Anyways, rant time: The OUYA is going to be awesome, and the first proper Android gaming system; I see no reason why we shouldn't have one of these, since there are many Android games that would all-around play much better with a controller(I am aware that you don't need an OUYA to do so, but I laugh at the thought of doing it any other way). I mean, there are games on Android, that if you play with a controller, they go from casual phone games, to hardcore console-quality games. Not to mention, if you want a console to emulate all of your favorite classic games, the OUYA's just what you need; no having to go through the trouble of hard/softmodding anything like a Wii, 360, PS3, or whatever, it will just work out of the box, granted you have the APK's to your favorite emulators(which can be obtained from Google Play, among other sources). (no, I will not emulate on my PC over something like the OUYA.) Now, the Game Stick... all it is doing is feeding off of the OUYA's success, and that is just stupid, considering it's a piece of shit device. I mean, really? Their entire Kickstarter video is a PARODY of the OUYA's Kickstarter video. What the actual fuck were they thinking? It's unoriginal shit like that, that leads me to believe this thing might not even be real to begin with(showing a demo of it in action doesn't mean jack, those can easily be faked), not that it'd even matter to me, anyways(like I said, shit device). Honestly, anybody thinking about backing this thing... do so if you wish, but I advise you not to. If you want a true Android gaming console, wait for the OUYA to release; that is a purchase you will not regret.

I'd rather have the OUYA, since it's all-around a better device. Plus, it's controller doesn't look like total garbage. I mean, the Game Stick's controller... looks very, very bad to me. :S

Hey, want to read my post one more time? Also read what I was replying to? Because, boy-oh-boy, you've missed my point by a long shot.

Amazing work, as usual. I love the look of fear she has in her eyes. Oh, I remember that; truth be told, it never looked like a girl to me. Just a young boy. Now, if you ask me, the body needs curves where women have 'em, and most importantly... BEWBZ. Good luck with your next rendition. That's awesome! If I were to guess, would Mr. Twee go on drunken adventures? Or beat the ever-loving shit out of unruly patrons in his mess hall? That second guess exists because, well, the ladle has to exist for a reason.

I notice you've corrected others' typos a few times here on the GCN. I have a nice Cracked article I can link to you that explains why people shouldn't do that so much, if you like. (I still think you're cool, no worries) Playing one of the very common and stereotypical (also untrue) cards against the USA again, I see. Trust me, plenty of people take responsibility for their actions here, Naxy, and to say otherwise is just dumb. (no rudeness intended) Just because there's a lot of idiots here who can't take responsibility for their actions, it doesn't mean every single one of use are like those morons; think logically instead of blindly insulting an entire country. Anyways, my opinion on this whole thing: Try, try if you must; you aren't getting anywhere at all. Videogames of all types are here to stay with us for a VERY long time to come.

That's lookin' pretty good so far, xdan. And those new panels look pretty great.

This topic is pretty straightforward. Anyways, I vote Link. Because.

Funny, I asked myself the same thing ever since Pokémon first hit the original DS, except it went like this: "2D... why not actually take advantage of your new portable and make it 3D so its world can be more dynamic and alive?" Doing it 2D would be and was the wrong way to do it ever since this series first hit the original DS.

This new generation is the absolute best one yet. Come on at me, bros. -- Transmitted by an ancient satellite from across the cosmic web. Or my cellphone, if you prefer.

I'd do it, but I lack the, uh, how do I say... smart. :3

First photo adorable, second bad-ass. -- Transmitted by an ancient satellite from across the cosmic web. Or my cellphone, if you prefer.

Good luck with the army.

I've got quit a nice haul of games here. Started slowly getting these since Christmas. Far Cry 3 RAGE Resistance 3 Unreal Tournament 3 ICO & Shadow of the Colossus Collection Dragon's Dogma Ratchet & Clank HD Collection Jak & Daxter HD Collection The Elder Scrolls V: Skyrim Ratchet: Deadlocked Star Wars Episode I: The Phantom Menace Star Wars Episode I: Jedi Power Battles Star Wars: Demolition Star Wars: Masters of Teräs Käsi Awesome selection, if you ask me.