Conker

Okay, then. You got it.

Yeah, when I do it, it will be in the first post. Also, debating whether or not I should shave my beard for this(I just got it back to its epic-stature since the last shaving). It will be a bitch to clean after this, then again, you all deserve to see epic-beardage.

Hey, welcome to the GCN.

I'm now trying to find a good opportunity to do it, since my friend went to someone else's house. Ugh.

Trust me, this is going to happen.

I bet y'all are wonderin' just what happened here, eh? Well, my friend ended up not coming over yesterday, but will today, and I am not doing it without him here. He needs to film, and nobody else will do it for me. So, yes, it will come soon.

Oh god, that was public. D: Oh well. Sent from my EVO 4G using Tapatalk

http://soundcloud.com/user6530744/dr-ferbert Ehm, yeah. Listen with headphones, like the description on Soundcloud says.

Oh, well, a Velociraptor is a dinosaur. lol And yes, I can attest to legos being absolutely awesome.

Lol, I totally pictured you as a British Velociraptor, with a top hat, monocle, and bubble pipe saying that. Then, when you said alone, you slouched into your big leather chair, as the camera panned out, lightning flashed, the screen faded black, and big white text appeared which read "la fin". My imagination is overactive, yes.

I once attempted an MLP fanfiction, and it was... meh? I could have done better, but alas, it was my first. Next one on my list, is a fanfiction about inserting a non-brony I know into Equestria. The purpose of this? To piss him off, really. Maybe you can, uh, give me some pointers to increase the quality of it some time, Sairek.

Just letting you know: that statement isn't really too fair at all, as I doubt America as a whole had anything to do with that name change. If anything, I'd blame it on the single company which was in charge of localizing the game.

That sounds like it was rough, man. School can, at many times, be like that(with unprofessional, mean, stuck-in-the-past-teachers and what not), and it's a damn shame. Sorry they treated you that way. :/

tl;dr Because I do not have the patience to read it all, to be honest. Regardless, though, welcome to the GCN.

Hrm, that does sound pretty problematic.

Ah, well, you gotta think of something. I hate people who act like that. :/

Beat the living fuck out of him. No, really. If he's your younger brother, or just smaller/weaker than you, do it.

Tell me about it. But meh, when it comes to people I know that get worked up over nothing, there's a minority(and he, sadly, is in it). The Rachel person, though, she's cool; she was just trying to stop things from escalating, and knew I would have a hard time letting it go. xD (lol, she's like the mom of the chat)

My IQ fucking hurts. Legend: Bold - This is me. Italicized - This is the one who damaged my IQ.

I say! That sounds delightfully scrumptious. Sent from my EVO 4G using Tapatalk

No. Yes, and... regrettably, yes. Sent from my EVO 4G using Tapatalk

It's been said many, many times already that this is on hold, since URA is a higher priority. Sent from my EVO 4G using Tapatalk

Aaaaand, thanks to Sanguinetti, we've reached fifty posts! Fuck you! Lol, anyways... I am possibly going to do it today, though I would honestly prefer doing it tomorrow when I have my friend over, so he can hold the camera(and maybe call an ambulance, if needed) and I won't have to resort to dumb DIY tripods, or dropping dead. So yeah, you guys MAY see it today, or tomorrow. Whichever I prefer doing, honestly.

Yes, I wish you all a very happy Bunny Day!

Three... Motherfuck, why am I participating in the count-down?