Conker

I remember reading it was first party. This was sent from a magical space satellite in the Andromeda Galaxy. Hurr.

You're complaining about them releasing an "improved" one? Where is the improvement? I do not see the second joystick on it, that you'll still have to pay extra money for. Honestly, there's no improvement to this thing If it doesn't have the second joystick by default. Unless that picture in the magazine is NOT the final model? And it may have it built in? Well, then I can understand partially. I would personally just shell out the cash for the joystick add-on. This was sent from a magical space satellite in the Andromeda Galaxy. Hurr.

It would actually be pretty comical to see them communicating with each other with nothing more than ellipses and understanding one another as if it was some secret language. You know, just like how pirates used to communicate with nothing more than plays on the word "argh". Historical fact. This was sent from a magical space satellite in the Andromeda Galaxy. Hurr.

The topic title changed. I need BOOOOOZE. This was sent from a magical space satellite in the Andromeda Galaxy. Hurr.

I guess. He just better stay away from the virgins, though. This was sent from a magical space satellite in the Andromeda Galaxy. Hurr.

I didn't know semen was poison. This was sent from a magical space satellite in the Andromeda Galaxy. Hurr.

So, the Stalfos who trained you in TP WAS Link? Link has spoken. HRNGH. Well, there still is that time link verbally spoke the words "come on" in Wind Waker... This was sent from a magical space satellite in the Andromeda Galaxy. Hurr.

Yeah, only if some mischievous Skull Kid doesn't bust a nut in it, though. At least you can see it floating around in the ale. This was sent from a magical space satellite in the Andromeda Galaxy. Hurr.

HEY, THEY ARE NOT MYTHICAL. Me and my brotha Mitch are drinking some fantastic Hyrulian ale; excellent buzz. This was sent from a magical space satellite in the Andromeda Galaxy. Hurr.

Indeed. Just like my failed attempts at self-impregnation. ...do you need to be a woman to reproduce? This was sent from a magical space satellite in the Andromeda Galaxy. Hurr.

Mah boi! This was sent from a magical space satellite in the Andromeda Galaxy. Hurr.

Here's the thing: You should probably change your name back, anyways, as it can possibly cause confusion amongst members. Thanks. And since when has proclaiming to be someone you're not count as trolling? O: This was sent from a magical space satellite in the Andromeda Galaxy. Hurr.

Sorry, bromo. Remember who the troll is here... EVEN IN DEATH. The thought of you attempting, makes me chuckle... ...to say the least. This was sent from a magical space satellite in the Andromeda Galaxy. Hurr.

Nah, I did. You're not taking it seriously, that's the thing. Telling me to take vitamins for brain damage? Doubting I am a ghost... for shame! I am more ghost than you will ever be. This was sent from a magical space satellite in the Andromeda Galaxy. Hurr.

I suggest you go here and quit taking nonsensical topics in the randomness board so seriously. This was sent from a magical space satellite in the Andromeda Galaxy. Hurr.

Uhm... sorry? You didn't know? He sucks my people(ghosts), into vacuum cleaners and has his sexual, sickly way with them. God, man. This was sent from a magical space satellite in the Andromeda Galaxy. Hurr.

I don't remember doing that. This was sent from a magical space satellite in the Andromeda Galaxy. Hurr.

DISTURBS ME. Come with me, and together... WE'LL FUCK DANNY AYKROYD UP! FOR TOO LONG HAVE HIM AND HIS VACUUM CLEANER OPPRESSED ME AND MY PEOPLE! This was sent from a magical space satellite in the Andromeda Galaxy. Hurr.

There's lots of unexplored land waiting on the other side of Termina's ocean, no doubt. I MUST SEE IT. This was sent from a magical space satellite in the Andromeda Galaxy. Hurr.

What do you think? *rattles around old chains* This was sent from a magical space satellite in the Andromeda Galaxy. Hurr.

Good God. LOL! This was sent from a magical space satellite in the Andromeda Galaxy. Hurr.

And now because of all you greedy little bastards, I'm a ghost. This was sent from a magical space satellite in the Andromeda Galaxy. Hurr.

Well, it's already an established fact that he was added in later down the line, and that they had to rewrite the story a lot because of it. This was sent from a magical space satellite in the Andromeda Galaxy. Hurr.

I am not, but Game Guy is. He speaks highly of something called Skrillex, or something. This was sent from a magical space satellite in the Andromeda Galaxy. Hurr.

I think TP looks nice, too. And yes, SS too. This was sent from a magical space satellite in the Andromeda Galaxy. Hurr.