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2964-8691-3333 Enter this into your 3DS's friends list, or it will explode into puddles of napalm. I don't even care if you name me faggot, just do it. D: And then post yours, 'cause I said. Yeah? Yeah. Yeah... EDIT: I spelt "add" wrong in the topic title. OH HURR WANNA FIGHT 'BOUT IT?

I love cheats. In fact, whenever an action replay comes out for the 3DS(the 3DS I am getting today! <3), I am getting that right away. Because then people will make cheats for OoT 3D(anyone here? *wink wink*), and then I can enjoy awesome stuff, like, different colored tunics, ect. LONG LIVE CHEATS, AND FARK THE CHEAT HATERS IN THEIR FANNIES!

Yes, you can! The only thing not bad-ass about that, though, is the speed. :/

Know what makes it better? It's on the PSP, which is portable, and bad-ass.

Meh. GTA IV changed my views towards the GTA series. Any GTA before it and no matter what someone does to it, they just look and play boring to me now.

My favorite fantasy involves clowns, whips, and melted candle wax. ...oh, you said fantasy ANIME. Erm, don't really know.

OH LAWD!

AH FUCK YEAH LET'S GO CYCLING!!!

Oh, in that case, talk about mistakes. :/

Fuuuuck. And I just realized I got that bit of them saying it confused with when they were talking about the PSP Vita's display. >.< Well, that sucks.

Developer: Lionhead Studios Publisher: Microsoft Game Studios Designers Peter Molyneux, Josh Atkins Music: Russell Shaw Starring: Louis Tamone, John Cleese, Michael Fassbender, Stephen Fry, Naomie Harris, Bernard Hill, Nicholas Hoult, Ben Kingsley, Simon Pegg, Sean Pertwee, Zoë Wanamaker, and so on. Rating: Plot Set 50 years after the events of Fable II, the continent of Albion (where the Fable series is set) is under the control of Logan, a tyrant king and the Hero's older brother. The player's character, the "Hero", is forced into a quest to become a revolutionary leader to defeat Logan after he reveals his true personality to the Hero. Over the course of the first half of the game, the Hero will overthrow Logan and become ruler of Albion themselves. Review Visuals: The graphics on this game are amazing, hands down. On the PC, they are even more detailed than the XBox 360 version(naturally). Although, expect amazing performance and graphics if you have a decent enough rig to play it, which should not be that hard for this game. To get into detail of the graphics, I would like to point out that they did a fine job of detailing the environments. It all looks great, right down to the shine on the water, or the stone on dungeon walls, and of course your heroes appearance. And Lion Head did a nice job of keeping a consistent style all the way through. Although, the graphics do have trouble loading up quickly and properly a majority of the time, and there are some noticeable glitches, which can impact performance and/or your experience with the game. Story: The story while not the best according to others, was great for me. Other reviewers say it is "impossible" to build an emotional attachment with the characters, but that is not the case for me, and other players I am sure. The ending was amazing, yet sad. And the moral choices in the game actually are very impacting, unlike other reviewers said. Great story in my book, albeit short. Still great, though. Gameplay: The game has some very good elements to it, like all previous Fable games. Buy a house, rent it out. Interact with people, gain friends or enemies depending on how you interact with people. get married. Do some side jobs like black smithing, pie making, and playing a lute for your loyal fans. Go on a blood soaked rampage, and much more! The combat, as well, is pretty fun. You get to use a melee weapon, a gun, or if you prefer, magic. Speaking of mixing, and magic. You can mix up to two magic spells together, to make devastating combinations in combat. A nice touch, indeed. Mix them together, and you get some great combat. And an improvement from the last game, is they added in finishing kills which let you dispatch of your enemies in a cinematic fashion. Not only all of that, they eliminated menu systems from the game, making selecting things more streamlined. While most hate it, I love it. Too much to go into detail about here. Music: The music in this game is beautiful, and fits the mood perfectly. From peaceful forest tunes, to epic battle themes, it sounds amazing! I have absolutely no complaints here. Overall Overall, I think this is a really great entry in the franchise, and worth buying, or at the VERY least renting. The reason I gave it as low as a score I did, is because of the glitches and short story. Still and amazing game nonetheless.

Director: Shigeru Miyamoto, Yoichi Yamada, Eiji Aonuma, Yoshiaki Koizumi Producers: Shigeru Miyamoto Music: Koji Kondo Starring: N/A Rating: Plot Ocarina of Time takes place before the first four games, but rather happens after the soon to be released Skyward Sword. The Great Deku Tree has summoned you, and has sent Navi for you, where you are then awakened in the midst of a horrible nightmare where the Antagonist, Ganondorf, is chasing after Princess Zelda and Impa on horseback. Navi then informs Link that the Great Deku Tree, Guardian of the Kokiri Forest has summoned him. Once Link makes his way to him, he tells you of a curse that has befallen him. Link must then eradicate this curse, which he succeeds at, but ultimately the Great Deku Tree whithers to his death. This is when Link embarks on his journey, to save Hyrule, which will challenge him on many levels. Fights with a giant Dodongo, all the way to an evil and dark version of yourself! There are dungeons aplenty to explore, and items to be found! Review Visuals: The first detail I will go over, are the game's graphics. They are great, considering what year the game came out, and how limiting the N64 hardware is. But there are plenty of details I think would have improved the game visually, for example, would be a strap around Link's torso that holds his equipment(a la Majora's Mask). In many cases, I feel the colors could use more vibrancy, as the game looks a little washed out at times(although this may differ from gamer to gamer). I also hate how red blood, and the Pakistani flag symbol on the mirror shield were removed from the game. I know it's a symbol on a flag, but it looked great on the shield. Story: The story in this game, while may be considered cliché, is something I actually enjoy, and am sure many fans enjoy as well. The story keeps you tied to the game, to see what will happen next(if you're a first-time player, but who is anymore?) in the game. While sometimes the dialog did seem like it could use some rewriting in certain scenes, it is forgivable. Gameplay: The gameplay is what is the most important, and this game does it damn fine. Although it is not as featured as current Zelda games, it still holds its own with creative puzzles, challenging dungeons, inventive boss-battles, and great combat. And let us not forget the minigames, the wondrous minigames! Although it's all great, it does tend to get a bit repetitive after a while, which is sad. Music: The music in the game is astonishing, 100%. This game houses some of the most memorable music ever heard in a game for me, and no doubt many others. I really have no complaints here, except for the fact that the Islamic Fire Temple music was removed in later versions of the game, which sets the mood way more than what is now there. Overall To wrap things up, the game is amazing, and one of the best games of all time. Although, the issues I have pointed out, knock it down to 9/10, where it could have been an easy 10. They may be small nitpicks, but for me make a difference enough to deduct from the rating just a tad bit. Overall though, if you can find this game in a fleamarket or any store offline or online, get it. Specifically the gold cartridge if you have the extra cash to spare. You will not regret it.

Cite your source? Wherever you got that, it seems like pure bollocks. They even said themselves it was multi-touch. Unless they just messed up there.

I could not watch more than a minute. Those guys are idiots, sorry.

This NEEDS to be in the first post. Demo of Zelda Wii U. Looks AMAZING~! <3

You're welcome!

Tell her it actually comes with games built in, which it does. Face Raiders, and those AR games. So there is no reason why you can't buy it now, from what I see.

Model swapping? So I can run around as Link and fight Ganondorf on the PSP?

Then gimme your bonuses in the mail. :V (Satoshi, to coool, phase one begins! D: )

If you guys do go with the guest thing, I would be happy to attend. Just think, you guys can interview me on so many interesting things. My love for boobies. My love for My Little Pony(and more importantly why I do love it). My love for HARRRUUUU HARRRUUUU! (whatever that is...)

Is it really so lucky? Where's its Deku Seeds? Dunno about you guys, but I would love some. My slingshot is lacking, and I cannot help but remember how many times I needed to stun someone when they walked in on me in my room while I was doing... stuff.

This moment in the show made me LOL uncontrollably.

*bows* Why, thank you. Now I just need that statue. D:

Zeth and Octorock: I find it interesting because it entertains me. And anything that entertains me is a good thing. Like when I was away at bible camp some years ago, the priest entertained me something fierce... boy he had a set of paws on himself, oh yes. But that story is for another time. To continue: I just enjoy the characters and the situations they find themselves in. And some of them can actually be quite hilarious, too. I dunno, I asked myself the same question in regards to myself when I first started watching it, but then I just gave up the embarrassment I had over it and thought nothing of it. But yeah, all of your guys' questions can still be answered with the phrase "personal preference", but you just got an explanation from a Brony himself. >:3 (and about the priest bit, I was joking. once anyone here gets to know me better, I have to include an incredibly inappropriate joke in as much things as I can.) EDIT: Also, I deserve an achievement for spreading the love of boobies and ponies(okay, me and Shade might be alone there. I think there's more hate lol) to the GCN. >8D And a statue erected in my honor.

Zeth and Hellraiser: Is it not obvious? It's called personal preference. Some people have different tastes than other people, so to speak. And just because it is intended for kids, that does not mean it is only for them. Asking why everyoneby saying that, you include the kids it was intended for), is a very dumb question. It's just meant to entertain.