Satoshi Kura

-thrusts his sword at a Stalfos- -uses a Jump Attack on the same Stalfos- -walks in, and in a deep voice: HEAR ME! FOR I AM DARK LINK! LEAVE ME TO CHALLENGE THESE WEAKLINGS! -winks so only we see-

And how ab-smile-out you, Mr. -smile- Hero in -smile- Red? -smilesmile-

Waitress: Okay! -smile- What about -smile- your drinks? -smile- (-thinking- Bit too many smiles there..) Uh, I'll take some milk. Same here!

OFF TOPIC: Remember that Cuccos are chickens in Zelda? That's what I'm going after. Instead of chicken strips, cucco strips! : D Wha? No, I'm just wanting something good to eat. Hm, I'll take.... Wow, they got noodles. I'll take some of those.

Hey, just relax. We can go eat now. Thanks again! Anytime. If she ever cuts anyone else's limbs off, just give me another visit. 65 all together, then. All right... I wonder if they have Cucco strips?

Probably. Oni's probably just as hungry as Fierce Deity. So, how many Rupees do we all have? I have uh... -takes out a blue rupee and a yellow rupee- 15. -forces Red to drink the potion- Look! The tape worked! The potion did absolutely nothing!

Duct tape won't stop your hand from decaying. -drags him inside the shop- Hello, do you have any Red or Blue potions? Ah, yes... we have one right here. It looks like your friend... er, taped his hand back on? Yeah. An old lady cut it off a bit earlier. Oh, her. The insane one. -hands Vio a Blue Potion- Take this free of charge. She's always cutting people's limbs off. Thanks! -gives the potion to Red-

-shakes head, grabs him by the collar, and drags him towards the shop- Duct tape won't help.

Come on, Red. -walks off towards a shop- I'll stay and eat. I'm starving as well...

Red...! Damn it, old lady... That doesn't look too good... Anyone got any Red Potion or something? He needs it!

-sighs- Yeah, let's just... get out of here. -follows Kafei- Back at the school: Look at her... She's trying to stare me to death! It's like the aliens are back...! OHHHH! What a terrible thought! -continues to run around the room-

Hm, if you had an electrical car, you'd be all set. -forms an orb of electricity in his left hand and starts messing with it- So, you're an ex-Marine, right?

-climbs to the top of the really high platform- Mmmmmmmm, comfy. With just the right amount of moonlight. -lays down and falls asleep within a few seconds- Listen! We aren't here to steal! We just got here. Why would people at our age steal, anyway? There's no reason to.

Alright. -gets in- That virus is giving people one hell of a time. I've been fighting the infected at nearly every turn.

-starts wandering off to look for somewhere to lay in the moonlight undisturbed-

Do you not hear that scratching noise? We're looking for the source of it. We know it's a Gold Skulltula.

Not really anywhere. Just looking for somewhere to go so that I can actually sleep in safety.

-doubles over laughing- YES. That worked SO well! -laughs- He really didn't steal anything. The person you want is that guy up there. -points at Dark- ...uh? -jumps off to see what's going on and why Vio pointed at him-

Not at all. I was born with the power to control lightning. It's pretty useful, too. Like you just saw. I can also absorb lightning to heal myself.

Knowing Hyrule at this point of time, there should be plenty of monsters for you to fight, Red. Let Kafei take this one.

Yeah, Kafei, you need a chance to see what that blade can do. Red, come on down! -jumps to the top of the roof-

-facepalms, gets out bow, and looks around- Hey, is that one up there on that roof?

-jumps and flips backwards, and drives sword through the zombie's body- That's it. Prepare for some electricity! -slams left hand, which is gloved, into the ground, and lightning erupts from around me-

Hey, watch it! -drops Red and refocuses on the sound- It sounds like the scratching of legs on a wall or something. I remember reports of this sound I've read about. They were said to be made by Gold Skulltulas, a rare creature with the tendency to curse people.

-grabs Red by the shoulders and drags him into the village- Save fighting for another time, 'kay?