zaneebaslave

Sometimes PS, but mostly Coral Paint Essentials.

... *cough*. Um... Waylon Jennings and Willy Nelson...

I think Arnold Swartzeneggar was the only man to actually pull this off, but I'll try... If watermelons are made 90% of water, what are cumquats made out of?

I love every inch of this project. Seriously.

B, for boat, bucket, and boobs! Mumbo jumbo or wamba?

Virtual reality? Well they better find out the miracle cure for migranes, because last time I went to Virtual Dusney in Chicago, I was bed-ridden for days. But I am pretty excited. Aside from Skyrim for downloadable content, I buy all my games for PS3.

Zaneeba was a cartoon character I drew when I was a kid. He was an OP magic alien or... something. His goal was to become master of the universe and enslave humanity. Thus why my name is Zaneebaslave, and so shall you ALL BE IN THE FUTURE!

Pardon my language, but shit bitch your style is baller. Is that watercolor?Well, not exactly literal watercolor. I did this on Wacom and messed around with watercolor tools on my favorite drawing program. But thank you very much for liking it!

Doodles. I dunno what any of it is...

I don't know what YOU people are smoking, but I'm excited about this project. Look at the LEVEL DESIGN. Look at the TEXTURES. Look at the... The other stuff!

I think I've gotten pretty good at lucid dreaming without even knowing it. I mean... I still dream pretty much the same thing every night, and haven't had a nightmare in years. I'm not quite sure if I can control my dreams, per say, but I seem to control the outcomes for the better.

Tingle's Horny Horror House!

The last thing I copied is a link to a picture of Project Antiqua's top secret character designs! So... Can't show you.

Tingle runs an underground sex trafficking ring.

Make Tingle with a chainsaw.

I would like to say that graphics didn't matter to me, and that gameplay and story were all I needed for the enjoyment of a Zelda game. And yet... I just cannot even look at Skyward Sword for long periods of time. Skyward sword was so fun, and the story was pretty decent aside from some of the confusing canon-questionable bits such as... mole people and... um... robots. But the graphics seemed so uninspiring and often claustrophobic to me. I suppose the graphics were supposed to look that way to closely match the more light-hearted story, but even so, it was just unappealing to look at.

Or if you're seeing this from a negative perspective: scientist finds a way to die even slower!

TEAM KOTAKE AND KOUME WAGES WAR UPON YOU ALL.

She's like the story of the ugly duckling. Midna starts the game being a disgusting, big headed imp with baby arms, and grows up to be a Tiny headed thing with a jacked up neck! What a touching story. Then again... I'm not on Medli's team either. I'm strongly in Kotake and Koume's corner. Once you see sags, you'll fall for them hags (our team logo)!

I remember that show! It played like a slide show and it drove me nuts.

... Okay LLAMA neck.

Watching that bastard spinning around like that gives me a certain pride. I applaud you, sir.

Midna had like... A girraffe neck!

Midna had like... a baby body!

I will look into my crystal ball and fortell the future at E3: There will be no Wii u games worth mentioning. There will be SOME, but it'll be some sort of fitness or sports game no one'll remember. They will go into great lengths talking about downloadable content. Unfortunately, none of it will be old Nintendo games. Your fortune has been foretold, long live Jombie. (... I'm on my cellphone.)