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I got women lined up every day for muffins.

But something earth shatteringly wrong began to happen that could very well shake the very fabric of human existence forever!

Slipknot, because they wear funny masks. David Wise or Koji Kondo?

And also a small turtle.

Pasta! Linguini or tortellini?!

Lord of the Rings because of dwarves. But Starwars is awesome too. Spaghetti or tacos?

Butter. After watching a few seasons of Here Comes Honey Boo Boo, you'd hate margarine too. Pirates or Vikings? (Ninjas are so last year)

Food... With a soda. Bird or fish?

Mario Kart. Kid Icarus just... Isn't my type of game. Battle Axe or Blade-hands?

Mary Poppins! She has a talking umbrella! Ferret with a HAT?! Or ferret with a SCARF?! I'm clothes shopping for my pets...

I tend to judge games by their atmosphere that they portray, and the artistic integrity behind it all. This is why I like Donkey Kong Country more then Super Mario: even though technically donkey kong is an inferior platformer, it just was such an atmospheric and beautiful game. The same applies to my thoughts on TP. Gameplay-wise and story-wise, it is superior to OoT. And yet I hold OoT in far greater respects, for just how immensely creative it was in design at the time. TP was their attempt to bring back OoT, but in doing so it lost a hell of a lot of originality. It just felt like a stale bit of leftovers from the delicious OOT thanksgiving. You can microwave it to make it hot, but it just isn't the same texture or flavor. It's still good, just... Not AS good.

Seeeeeegaaaaa! To be? Or not to be?

No matter what type of phone you prefer... It's still a phone.

When you have no idea what 75% of the topics are even talking about... Stalfos don't have matrices! Who knew?!

I'll reply because I never thank nobody for nothing.

You're a delightful child. Everything you say is full of wisdom and kindness.

I'm none too good at game design, but if you want, I can draw you some concept art for some characters or bad guys or something.

... That's not comic sans.

Now those proportions are much better! Can't wait to see this game get finished!

I had a dream yesterday that I was the HitMan from the game, and I stabbed this scientist, and I threw him into a bat of science juice! And then his assistant looked into the juice, and realized that the extra mixture of dead guy actually was the formula for curing cancer! It was an amazing dream.

... That IS a remarkable improvement.

If you've ever worked in food business, you'll soon realize everyone is stupid. AND evil.

If North Korea get's nuked, poor ol' South Korea will float out to sea!

Ni No Kuni is the game I picked up recently. So far, it's good. It's more story-based then anything. But that's actually refreshing to me. Plus... It's animated by Studio Ghibli. HOLLAH!

I'm fairly certain with the good ol' USA's anti-missile technology, that thing is near to zilch of a threat. Breathe easy that you are living in one of the safest countries in the world.