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NINJA ATTACKS


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NInja attacks are an uncommon, yet most highly efficient of all attacks. Ninjas can move up to speeds of over 20 miles an hour, and can swing their swords, which are their primary forms of attack, in dead silence yet extreme speed. The only known survivor of a ninja attack would be the pirate clan, who have a long documented history of fierce rivalry with the ninjas. In order to escape a ninja attack, you must either become a ninja or a pirate. This is most quickly accomplished by either spray painting your bedsheets black (if they are not already) and wrapping yourself in them, covering everything except your eyes, and paint your face black too. If you would prefer to be a pirate, you need to quickly steal the napkin from the kitchen, wear it on your head, get extremely drunk (alcoholic beverage of choice is up to you, however grog is the most traditional for a pirate) and find the nearest docking station and jump on a ship.

 

I'm John Champion, and this has been your daily PSA.

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