The Tjalian Posted January 11, 2012 Share Posted January 11, 2012 NInja attacks are an uncommon, yet most highly efficient of all attacks. Ninjas can move up to speeds of over 20 miles an hour, and can swing their swords, which are their primary forms of attack, in dead silence yet extreme speed. The only known survivor of a ninja attack would be the pirate clan, who have a long documented history of fierce rivalry with the ninjas. In order to escape a ninja attack, you must either become a ninja or a pirate. This is most quickly accomplished by either spray painting your bedsheets black (if they are not already) and wrapping yourself in them, covering everything except your eyes, and paint your face black too. If you would prefer to be a pirate, you need to quickly steal the napkin from the kitchen, wear it on your head, get extremely drunk (alcoholic beverage of choice is up to you, however grog is the most traditional for a pirate) and find the nearest docking station and jump on a ship. I'm John Champion, and this has been your daily PSA. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dekupk5 Posted January 11, 2012 Share Posted January 11, 2012 Did some say NINNNNNNNJA!? Hahaha see what I did their? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Tjalian Posted January 11, 2012 Author Share Posted January 11, 2012 Not really, no. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Secant Posted January 12, 2012 Share Posted January 12, 2012 Pretty sure the point of a ninja attack is for it not to be seen. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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