Zurg Posted January 13, 2012 Share Posted January 13, 2012 King of the hill has always and most likely will forever be an epically fun forum game. Why hasn't someone made one of these on The-GCN yet? Well, I'm here to fix this issue. (If there somehow is a topic for King of the Hill that I missed while searching for one, you all have full right to flame the shit out of me for being an idiot.) Grounds Rules: - Don't be unfair - Don't be an ass - You must be creative, no "I took the hill because I can," that's lame Posts go as: My hill. As creator of the hill I dub myself the current hill tyrant. My hill. OFF TOPIC: By the way, expect many apocalypses. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dekupk5 Posted January 13, 2012 Share Posted January 13, 2012 *Pushes Leon off the hill with a deku spin* I am now king of the hill! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gump Posted January 13, 2012 Share Posted January 13, 2012 King of the hill has always and most likely will forever be an epically fun forum game. Why hasn't someone made one of these on The-GCN yet? Part of the reason is cause of an event that happened a long time ago involving KotH But anyways, now that there are RULES in this one (unlike the last XD) I'll join in. *Takes a match and lights dekupk5 on fire* My hill. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zurg Posted January 13, 2012 Author Share Posted January 13, 2012 Part of the reason is cause of an event that happened a long time ago involving KotH But anyways, now that there are RULES in this one (unlike the last XD) I'll join in. *Takes a match and lights dekupk5 on fire* My hill. LOL WIN Because of that, your hill. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Secant Posted January 14, 2012 Share Posted January 14, 2012 I'm an administrator with a banhammer. Anyone want to oppose me? menacingglare.jpg I then convert the hill to a plateau with a sloped wall, making it a hillteau. My hillteau. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CDi-Fails Posted January 14, 2012 Share Posted January 14, 2012 *gets IP.Board administrators to permanently demote you for banhammer abuse* With that, I build a fortress made of Minecraft Stone Bricks and arm it with TNT traps around it. In the process, I put some dirt and grass over the hillteau to make it a hill again. My hill. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Conker Posted January 14, 2012 Share Posted January 14, 2012 Hills are round, fool. So they are not made of blocks from a mediocre and overrated game. My hill, you bunch of used condoms. This was a distress beacon from a probe on Talon IV. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zurg Posted January 14, 2012 Author Share Posted January 14, 2012 UR JUST JELLY OF THE INFINITE CONSTRUCTION POSSIBILITIES OUR BLOCKS GIVE US *Sends Rainbow Dash to the Nether* Ma hill. And besides, as a condom at least I'm getting some. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mellow Posted January 14, 2012 Share Posted January 14, 2012 And besides, as a condom at least I'm getting some. Clever bastard. I accept you as hill tyrant. *kneels, bows head* All hale His Majesty, Leon! King of the Hill!Your hill. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Conker Posted January 14, 2012 Share Posted January 14, 2012 @Leon: I would please like to see you make anything that isn't jagged, and then come back to me with your "infinite possibilities" mumbo-jumbo. I took the hill because I can. This was a distress beacon from a probe on Talon IV. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gump Posted January 14, 2012 Share Posted January 14, 2012 Because Rainbow Dash broke rule #3 of King of the Hill, my hill. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Conker Posted January 14, 2012 Share Posted January 14, 2012 I broke rule 3 because it was dying to he broken... I'M MOTHERFUCKING RAINBOW DASH, BITCHES, FUCK THE RULES. :V I rip off To Coool's lips with a bear paw I found lying around, and what do you know!? He runs off the hill in pain. HA. My hill. This was a distress beacon from a probe on Talon IV. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
xdaniel Posted January 15, 2012 Share Posted January 15, 2012 Adamantite Repeater + 2500 Hellfire Arrows = MASSIVE DAMAGE (oh how long has it been) across the whole hill, Rainbow Dash included, naturally. The Demolitionist would be proud. So yeah, taking this charred land. My hill. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dekupk5 Posted January 15, 2012 Share Posted January 15, 2012 Hahaha! while you guys were taking over the hill,a sproute grew from my ashes and I am back! *Hides under deku shell* Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SanguinettiMods Posted January 15, 2012 Share Posted January 15, 2012 Re-incarnation from The Stone Tower... As you all can clrly c. My hill. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CDi-Fails Posted January 15, 2012 Share Posted January 15, 2012 FINE! I summon...ADVENTURECRAFT! I use TNT to kill Sanguietti and then use slopes and dirt to rebuild the hill! MY HILL! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SanguinettiMods Posted January 15, 2012 Share Posted January 15, 2012 Slightly violent, don't you think? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Conker Posted January 15, 2012 Share Posted January 15, 2012 Not violent enough... I RAPE ALL OF YOU WITH A GIANT EARTH WORM. My hill~~~ This was a distress beacon from a probe on Talon IV. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SanguinettiMods Posted January 15, 2012 Share Posted January 15, 2012 Leon, can I godmod? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zurg Posted January 15, 2012 Author Share Posted January 15, 2012 Anything against that hater. By the way Rainbow Dash you also broke rule#2, break the other and I'm just going to act like your not in the topic. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SanguinettiMods Posted January 15, 2012 Share Posted January 15, 2012 Not violent enough... I RAPE ALL OF YOU WITH A GIANT EARTH WORM. My hill~~~ This was a distress beacon from a probe on Talon IV. Godmod in progress~~~ My hill because. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Arcaith Posted January 15, 2012 Share Posted January 15, 2012 Arcaith presents: IMPERIALISM FOR DUMMIES 'Ooh, look. A hill. *sits on it* My hill.' Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SanguinettiMods Posted January 15, 2012 Share Posted January 15, 2012 Satoshi can import/port like a boss. Satoshi Kura's Hill. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Conker Posted January 15, 2012 Share Posted January 15, 2012 OFF TOPIC: @Leon: I never was an ass, was merely joking around; there's a distinct difference. Though if you choose to overlook my posts for fraudulent reasons, I honestly don't mind. I can drink an entire ocean of water and not explode. My hill. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dekupk5 Posted January 15, 2012 Share Posted January 15, 2012 *Plays the song of the giants to beat everyone up* My Hill Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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