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PSA: Never lose it, folks. Never.


Conker
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When I was a kid, when I was a little boy, I always wanted to be a dinosaur, I wanted to be a Tyrannosaurus Rex more than anything

in the world... I made my arms short, and I roamed the back yard, and I... I chased the neighborhood cats, and I growled and I roared, everybody

knew me and was afraid of me!

 

And then one day, my dad said, "Blinx, you're 17! It's time to throw childish things aside!" and I said, "Okay, pop!", but he didn't really say

that... he said, "Stop being a fucking dinosaur, and get a job time sweeping!"

 

But you know, I thought to myself, I'll go to the Time Factory, I'll practice for a little while... and then I'll come back to it.

But, I forgot how to do it...! I lost it...

 

The point is, don't lose your dinosaur.


I hope you all take my advice.

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