TheGamerGal Posted December 24, 2012 Share Posted December 24, 2012 It was a quiet, cool morning in Kokiri Forrest. Actually, it was too quiet. So quiet you could hear Mido using the loo. Link didn't like the sound of Mido's farts blasting from inside of the latrine. "Link!" Link sighed and rolled his eyes. He knew that squeaky voice of that dumb, annoying fairy. "Yes Navi?" " The Deku Tree asks for all of us to join him for a meeting," Navi explained. Link joined Navi and raced to the Deku Tree. The group was quite rowdy. No Nose Boy aka Kevin and his twin brother, Ira, played with paper airplanes. Saria and Fado gossiped about Mido. ( You are seriously crazy if you thought they were talking nice things about him.) The girl twins tossed deku seeds at Ira and Kevin. Link decided to sit behind Saria and Fado. " I hear Mido still wets the bed!" Saria whispered. " I hear he still wears diapers!" Link overheard Fado say. Link snickered. " Quiet down, young ones," the Deku Tree ordered. The group fell into silence. " I gathered you all together because I have something very important to tell you," the Deku Tree began. " I have the stomach flu!" Everyone turned around. Mido came running out of the trees. " Yeah, we can tell!" Link joked, pointing to the toilet paper hanging off of Mido's boot. Everyone joined Link in laughter. Mido's face grew redder than a flower bomb about to explode. " It not funny! No fairy boy!" Mido spat. " He does have a fairy, bozo!" Fado protested. " Mido!," the Deku Tree barked, " SIT!!" Mido sat. " As you all know, my days of life may soon come to an end, so I have to choose a leader for the forest. So last week we had a poll about who you would like to be your leader, and the boy with the most votes are..." The kids leaned forward. "Mido Butte!" "Yes!" Mido said in excitement "....you are not the winner. Heh heh, just wanted to trick you bring up your hopes and crush your dreams! Anyway, the winner is Link! Come collect your badge!" the Deku Tree said. Everyone cheered and clapped as Link walked up to retrieve his badge. Everyone but Mido, that is. Everyone congratulated Link while Mido sulked. Mido walked home with the rest of the Kokiri kids. He glanced at Saria who was softly sobbing with Fado because the Deku Tree would soon die, so to look like he was sad also, he faked some tears. "What are you crying about?" Link asked. "The Deku Tree is gonna die!" Mido whined. "You big baby! No one cares about that old stupid tree!" Link laughed. Everyone else laughed too. Even Saria and Fado. " OH, hee hee, you see I was just joking! I don't care about that old tree!" Mido joked along. " You mean, inhumane, rude, rotten hearted. stink breath, ugly creature!" Saria roared at Mido. "What? Oh, I was just joking!" Mido laughed. Everyone glared at him and walked away. Mido sighed and went to bed. In the morning,, he had no idea what was in store for him. - TheGamerGal Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CrazyMartialArtsGuy Posted December 24, 2012 Share Posted December 24, 2012 Oh shit I don't like were this is going at all..........lol 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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