Arceny Posted January 16, 2013 Share Posted January 16, 2013 I, the great dictator, Julius Caesar, challenge Nero (and his Hotsauce), to an intellectual duel of words! State who's the greater emperor of Rome; let the people choose! -Sent through a sentry of the great Roman Republic- Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mellow Posted January 16, 2013 Share Posted January 16, 2013 Foolish man, I am not only the superior Emperor, but also the superior Roman. Perhaps even human being. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Conker Posted January 16, 2013 Share Posted January 16, 2013 *comes in wearing a loose-fitting toga and plenty of extra body weight* I shall spectate this battle, but in silence. ... *noms on grapes* 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Arceny Posted January 16, 2013 Author Share Posted January 16, 2013 Alas! We are all gods, Nero. Chosen by the heavens, to rule amongst the land founded by Romulus and Remus, who survived by the suckle of a she-wolf! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mellow Posted January 18, 2013 Share Posted January 18, 2013 What are you going on about, fool? Are you trying to tell me that we are -equals-? Ha! That is quite the joke, Caesar. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KamAlsh Posted January 19, 2013 Share Posted January 19, 2013 -Walks in holding more grapes for Colonel Blinx- Found another grape bush! -gives him the grapes and runs for my life- 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Arceny Posted January 20, 2013 Author Share Posted January 20, 2013 Believe it or not, Nero; I held bread and circuses, entertaining my people, while being fanned by Greek slaves. What can you say? In your time, turmoil and havoc emerged, while you played music in your arcadia. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KamAlsh Posted January 20, 2013 Share Posted January 20, 2013 -comes back in full greek armor- YOU HAD MY PEOPLE ENSLAVED?! WHY?!?!?! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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