giadrosich Posted April 13, 2013 Share Posted April 13, 2013 I just ran across this randomly and thought I'd share. I think it's kinda funny. http://kotaku.com/5869411/10-stupid-things-terribly-wrong-with-the-legend-of-zelda-skyward-sword Don't get mad people, they like the game, it's just the over-the-top observations that got me cracking up. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
xdaniel Posted April 13, 2013 Share Posted April 13, 2013 I don't care about the Motion Plus, either. The controls are the thing that have kept me from playing more than maybe an hour of the game. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mallos31 Posted April 14, 2013 Share Posted April 14, 2013 Guys. Skyward sword was different, yes. But it was really good. I wasn't disappointed by it like I was twilight princess. I ignored the fact that the controls were weird, and just enjoyed the game. It was pretty great. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SoulofDeity Posted April 14, 2013 Share Posted April 14, 2013 I just ran across this randomly and thought I'd share. I think it's kinda funny. http://kotaku.com/5869411/10-stupid-things-terribly-wrong-with-the-legend-of-zelda-skyward-sword Don't get mad people, they like the game, it's just the over-the-top observations that got me cracking up. I don't care what they say, they're obviously full of shit if they claim to be a Zelda fan yet spend 7 paragraphs blowing diarrhea from the mouth about voice acting, and constantly follow up to complain about it in each chapter. Some criticism on my part about the article; only half the 'problems with Skyward Sword' were actual problems with Skyward Sword, two of which weren't even actual reasons to complain, but more or less him being nitpicky and looking for a reason (bs about grammar, camera angles). All the other chapters were about his hatred for the wii, or things that pertained to the series as a whole. Lemme give you chapter map: [*]1. Wii hatred - "I don't like the Wii" [*]2. Series Hatred - "Seriously, why isn't there voice-acting?" [NOTE: You won't forget this one people, he revisits it a lot to insult you] [*]3. SS Hatred (grammar nitpicky) - "The writing is pretty bad" [*]4. SS Hatred - "Please, please, please stop talking to me" [*]5. SS Hatred - "It gets really good about six hours in" [*]6. Series Hatred - "Pick an art direction already" [*]7. Series Hatred - "The same old lock-and-key dance" [*]8. Wii Hatred - "I just don't care about the motion plus" [*]9. SS Hatred (camera nitpicky) - "The default camera angle is too high" [*]10. SS Hatred - I hate the stamina meter The whole article is just nonsensical rambling from some FPS junkie, and I recommend everyone here avert your eyes if you value your sanity. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Secant Posted April 14, 2013 Share Posted April 14, 2013 I don't care what they say, they're obviously full of shit if they claim to be a Zelda fan yet spend 7 paragraphs blowing diarrhea from the mouth about voice acting, and constantly follow up to complain about it in each chapter. When you read it as satire (which I'm pretty sure it is), it's actually really funny. I enjoyed it quite a bit. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
giadrosich Posted April 14, 2013 Author Share Posted April 14, 2013 I read it as satire too, which is why I thought it was funny. *shrug* Take it as an actual review and it does suck. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SoulofDeity Posted April 14, 2013 Share Posted April 14, 2013 I couldn't enjoy it at all. May as well have been 10 chapters of someone saying my mother is a whore. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
giadrosich Posted April 14, 2013 Author Share Posted April 14, 2013 Well, I guess it's not for everyone then, lol. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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