Mellow Posted May 8, 2013 Share Posted May 8, 2013 Right outside the door. Along with the rest of the universe! What if the world is a lie? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Netsrac Posted May 8, 2013 Share Posted May 8, 2013 The lie is a lie! Why the F**K, are ducks yellow?! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Natsu Dragneel Posted May 8, 2013 Share Posted May 8, 2013 Because whales already took the color blue What if... Ok listen... What IF.... I AM YOUR FATHER? O.o Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mellow Posted May 8, 2013 Share Posted May 8, 2013 You are a human. Humans are obsolete. Is the universe as simple as a series of 1's and 0's? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Netsrac Posted May 8, 2013 Share Posted May 8, 2013 It's as complex as my mom's mind... Does one loose his soul for saying "damn" in a church? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Natsu Dragneel Posted May 8, 2013 Share Posted May 8, 2013 No, I am living proof Can Mermaids drown if they have no scales or gills? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Axel Posted May 8, 2013 Author Share Posted May 8, 2013 Not if they have a Zora Tunic. Do dreams come true? Or do only nightmares come true? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Natsu Dragneel Posted May 8, 2013 Share Posted May 8, 2013 Right now, it only feels like nightmares Is Yoshi a boy, a girl, or a muffin? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Axel Posted May 9, 2013 Author Share Posted May 9, 2013 Yoshi is Barney's little brother. If I were a pancake.. Would you like pancakes? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Natsu Dragneel Posted May 9, 2013 Share Posted May 9, 2013 (I see what u did there....) depends on if there's syrup or not Edward Elric VS. Edward Cullen... Who would win? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mellow Posted May 9, 2013 Share Posted May 9, 2013 Edward Elric. What kind of question even is that? Are lobotomies a fun experience? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Saraka Posted May 9, 2013 Share Posted May 9, 2013 Yes! You'll forget how joyfully painful they are.Can you divide zero by zero? o.o Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Natsu Dragneel Posted May 10, 2013 Share Posted May 10, 2013 (I know about the Edward thing XD if anyone said 'Cullin' I'd kick they're ass) Yes! It's all a matter of which one is hungrier (0<: represents a mouth) Will pigs ever learn to fly? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Netsrac Posted May 10, 2013 Share Posted May 10, 2013 They already do, but only when I kick their asses first. Are cornflakes a lie? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
xdaniel Posted May 10, 2013 Share Posted May 10, 2013 As much as memes about cake and lies are tired. And on the subject of nightmares, what's the better fuel? Nightmare fuel or high-octane nightmare fuel? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SanguinettiMods Posted May 10, 2013 Share Posted May 10, 2013 Psh. Go green! Nuclear power! Will you have my children? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
zaneebaslave Posted May 10, 2013 Share Posted May 10, 2013 I think Arnold Swartzeneggar was the only man to actually pull this off, but I'll try... If watermelons are made 90% of water, what are cumquats made out of? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Netsrac Posted May 10, 2013 Share Posted May 10, 2013 3/8 cum and 5/8 quats. Why do Canadians say "eh"? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SanguinettiMods Posted May 10, 2013 Share Posted May 10, 2013 They're made out of syrup and rainbows. *cough*Kusai*cough* Why do we write on paper? Why don't we use stone tablets? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Natsu Dragneel Posted May 10, 2013 Share Posted May 10, 2013 So that way we can draw our enemy's face on it and then tear it to shreds If there are Pyromaniacs... Are there Aquamaniacs as well? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Netsrac Posted May 10, 2013 Share Posted May 10, 2013 Yes, they are known as "mermaids". Is it possible to read other peoples minds? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Axel Posted May 10, 2013 Author Share Posted May 10, 2013 Yes, especially when it's ones written with a sharpie. Why do giant's say "Fi, Fy, Fo, Fum" ? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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