Mellow Posted May 22, 2013 Share Posted May 22, 2013 Haven't you ever heard of spontaneous combustion, my good sir? Quite simply put, that is too dangerous. I would recommend you stay away from any and all sources of heat, as those could also potentially combust your feeble, human body. *puffs his pipe* I am going to be a gentleman. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gump Posted May 22, 2013 Share Posted May 22, 2013 That's too dangerous? What if you encounter a hardcore feminist and get slapped in the face for holding the door for her? I'm going to talk to Mellow. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mellow Posted May 23, 2013 Share Posted May 23, 2013 That's way too dangerous. What if my sheer numbers overwhelm crush your feeble human body? I'm going to play through Majora's Mask 100% in one sitting. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Saraka Posted May 23, 2013 Share Posted May 23, 2013 That's too dangerous! What if you have a stroke from playing too much?I will read fanfics. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
That 1001th Person Posted May 24, 2013 Share Posted May 24, 2013 That's too dangerous! You can die from the bad fanfics with their yuri, yaoi, basically gross shit. Look at all the Sonic porn comics, they're horrible. I'm going to go out with my new girlfriend. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NoSkinnedKoopa Posted May 24, 2013 Share Posted May 24, 2013 It's too dangerous! What if she ditches you and sends a guy to kill you! (That has happened to me befor-no, she would neva ditch meh. ) I'ma throw a "Project X" type party at my house. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BullockDS Posted May 24, 2013 Share Posted May 24, 2013 That's too dangerous! Warner Bros might sue you for copyright infringement, but you won't have enough money to pay them, thus you might be thrown in prison and get iced by White Power Bill and his shiv fashioned from a cafeteria tray after being falsely accused of being a snitch.I plan on watching Arrested Development on Netflix with my girlfriend tonight. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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