Pinkie Pie Posted May 14, 2011 Share Posted May 14, 2011 Old lady: He can eat his internal organs while I forcefeed them to him!! -The old lady starts to swing the blade- Little boy: Grandma!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Destroyer4292 Posted May 14, 2011 Share Posted May 14, 2011 Or perhaps I can eat yours!! *draws sword* How about that!? FD, calm down. *watches Fierce Deity bicker with the Old lady. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pinkie Pie Posted May 14, 2011 Share Posted May 14, 2011 Oh come on...you're challenging an old ladY!? -Red's hand flops over at a peculiar angle- ..... Little Boy: My grandmum was known as Speed Demon in her days.. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mellow Posted May 14, 2011 Share Posted May 14, 2011 Trying to reason with this old woman is a useless endeavor... What about you, Little boy? Do you know where we can get food? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Satoshi Kura Posted May 14, 2011 Share Posted May 14, 2011 -climbs to the top of the really high platform- Mmmmmmmm, comfy. With just the right amount of moonlight. -lays down and falls asleep within a few seconds- Listen! We aren't here to steal! We just got here. Why would people at our age steal, anyway? There's no reason to. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Destroyer4292 Posted May 14, 2011 Share Posted May 14, 2011 Random Villager: What's with the racket!! I'm trying to sleep here!! Another Random Villager: Hey, shut up!! You're disturbing my beauty rest! Cow: Mooooo!!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pinkie Pie Posted May 14, 2011 Share Posted May 14, 2011 .. Uh...guys.. Little Boy: You sick bastard! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mellow Posted May 14, 2011 Share Posted May 14, 2011 Fine, I'll find my own god damn food... Oni, c'mere, I'm gonna go look for food. Oh, and bring FD with you. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Satoshi Kura Posted May 14, 2011 Share Posted May 14, 2011 -sighs- Yeah, let's just... get out of here. -follows Kafei- Back at the school: Look at her... She's trying to stare me to death! It's like the aliens are back...! OHHHH! What a terrible thought! -continues to run around the room- Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pinkie Pie Posted May 14, 2011 Share Posted May 14, 2011 .. I hate you all.. Little boy: .... Old Lady: Hey!! Get back here, ya thieves! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mellow Posted May 14, 2011 Share Posted May 14, 2011 -walks up a stairway near the entrance of the village- What's that? Some sort of trail up the mountain? We should check that place out once we find somewhere to eat... -looks to the right of the Shooting Range- What's that? Looks like a restaurant of some kind... shall we go? OFF TOPIC: There isn't one in Kakariko village that I recall, so I added a new building to Kakariko. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pinkie Pie Posted May 14, 2011 Share Posted May 14, 2011 La dee daa my hand isn't attached anymore La dee daa Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Satoshi Kura Posted May 14, 2011 Share Posted May 14, 2011 Red...! Damn it, old lady... That doesn't look too good... Anyone got any Red Potion or something? He needs it! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pinkie Pie Posted May 14, 2011 Share Posted May 14, 2011 Yes..because potions can really attach limbs.. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mellow Posted May 14, 2011 Share Posted May 14, 2011 There should be a potion shop somewhere on the other end of the village, I'll let you guys go without me... I haven't eaten in days. -removes his Keaton Mask and enters the restaurant- OFF TOPIC: Potions do everything in Zelda, how else could Link save the world so many times? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pinkie Pie Posted May 14, 2011 Share Posted May 14, 2011 Screw you guys then...I'll just use the duct tape I have in my satchel.. -Red takes out duct tape from his satchel..and duct tapes his hand back in place- Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Satoshi Kura Posted May 14, 2011 Share Posted May 14, 2011 Come on, Red. -walks off towards a shop- I'll stay and eat. I'm starving as well... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pinkie Pie Posted May 14, 2011 Share Posted May 14, 2011 I don't need a potion now that I have Bazaar Duct Tape !!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Satoshi Kura Posted May 14, 2011 Share Posted May 14, 2011 -shakes head, grabs him by the collar, and drags him towards the shop- Duct tape won't help. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pinkie Pie Posted May 14, 2011 Share Posted May 14, 2011 ..How.. DARE you underestimate duct tape!!? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Satoshi Kura Posted May 14, 2011 Share Posted May 14, 2011 Duct tape won't stop your hand from decaying. -drags him inside the shop- Hello, do you have any Red or Blue potions? Ah, yes... we have one right here. It looks like your friend... er, taped his hand back on? Yeah. An old lady cut it off a bit earlier. Oh, her. The insane one. -hands Vio a Blue Potion- Take this free of charge. She's always cutting people's limbs off. Thanks! -gives the potion to Red- Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mellow Posted May 14, 2011 Share Posted May 14, 2011 I thought the village seemed empty, even for nighttime... this places is packed... Oh, Link, you decided to join me? Is Oni coming along, as well? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pinkie Pie Posted May 14, 2011 Share Posted May 14, 2011 ...Sure it will stop my hand from decaying! Give it some time! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Satoshi Kura Posted May 14, 2011 Share Posted May 14, 2011 Probably. Oni's probably just as hungry as Fierce Deity. So, how many Rupees do we all have? I have uh... -takes out a blue rupee and a yellow rupee- 15. -forces Red to drink the potion- Look! The tape worked! The potion did absolutely nothing! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pinkie Pie Posted May 14, 2011 Share Posted May 14, 2011 ... I hate you..No..too mainstream.. I indifferent you Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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