Destroyer4292 Posted May 15, 2011 Share Posted May 15, 2011 Fire Temple, that also sounds familiar. Vio, do you know anything about the Fire Temple? *back at the castle* Hunt them down or I will collect your head. Y.yes..M.my lord. *walks away* *back to Death Mountain* I agree with him, where's the food? Goron: Oh you need food? Here, take these *holds out a handful of rocks* O_o You're kidding right? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pinkie Pie Posted May 15, 2011 Share Posted May 15, 2011 Yeah yeah fine, we'll eat.. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mellow Posted May 15, 2011 Share Posted May 15, 2011 Do you have any food that... isn't some kind of rock? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pinkie Pie Posted May 15, 2011 Share Posted May 15, 2011 Goron: ..We have special crop Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Destroyer4292 Posted May 15, 2011 Share Posted May 15, 2011 Goron: Sorry, but to us gorons, this is food. *generic anime fall* I..don't think that's healthy for your teeth. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pinkie Pie Posted May 15, 2011 Share Posted May 15, 2011 See? No food, now let's go kill the dragon! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mellow Posted May 15, 2011 Share Posted May 15, 2011 Do you have wood? Please have wood... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pinkie Pie Posted May 15, 2011 Share Posted May 15, 2011 Damn it! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tell-Tale Heart Posted May 15, 2011 Author Share Posted May 15, 2011 *At Ganon's Castle* Hmmm.... things not going your way? I told you, he'll stop you. They'll all stop you. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mellow Posted May 15, 2011 Share Posted May 15, 2011 Goron: Of course we have wood! Wait here while I go get some for you. -waits a few minutes for the Goron to return- Dammit, where is that thing, we're in a hurry. The Goron walks back down the mountain to where the rest of the group is while carrying a large log of wood. Goron: Here you go! That'll be 50 rupees. Dammit, that's all I have... -hands a purple rupee to the Goron- There... Alright, all of you stay here and build a fire out of that log, I'll be back in a bit. -unsheathes the Gilded Sword and runs down the mountain- Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Destroyer4292 Posted May 15, 2011 Share Posted May 15, 2011 Don't be so modest, Princess Zelda. Soon, your hero will fall, and nothing will stop me from claiming the Triforce. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mellow Posted May 15, 2011 Share Posted May 15, 2011 -finally reaches the bottom of the mountain and notices a group of five Tektites- Oh, just what I was looking for. -runs towards the Tektites and splits each into two pieces, picking up the remains and putting them into his bag- Yes, that should be enough for all of us... -returns to the group and notices that a fire has not yet been made- ...Where is the fire I told you to build? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tell-Tale Heart Posted May 15, 2011 Author Share Posted May 15, 2011 You even fail to see the faults in your own plan! Of course, pointing them out would only help.... you.... *Zelda appears to drift to sleep* *Sheik appears with a flash of light* You told them to build a fire? It should be a little difficult, since there are few plants. Unfortunately, Ganon now knows you're not dead, and is sending more minions on the way. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Destroyer4292 Posted May 15, 2011 Share Posted May 15, 2011 Damn, so much for our little trick. He's gonna keep hunting us until we're dead. *Death Mountain rumbles* Whoa, what the heck was that? I think the volcano's erupting or something! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mellow Posted May 15, 2011 Share Posted May 15, 2011 I'm sure the Fierce Deity has something to ignite this log... wait, what? The volcano is erupting!? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Destroyer4292 Posted May 15, 2011 Share Posted May 15, 2011 *rocks begin to fall from the sky* Everyone into that cave! We'll be safe in there. *Both Oni and FD run to the cave* Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mellow Posted May 15, 2011 Share Posted May 15, 2011 -runs into the cave with Oni and the Fierce Deity- Hopefully one will ignite my log... -watches as a flaming rock hits the log, igniting it, with minimal damage to the sturdy log- Hell yes... we'll be able to eat once this calms down, and then on to the Temple. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pinkie Pie Posted May 15, 2011 Share Posted May 15, 2011 Tch, who needs to eat? I'm good right now! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tell-Tale Heart Posted May 15, 2011 Author Share Posted May 15, 2011 We have more important things than food at the moment, like perhaps Volvagia? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Destroyer4292 Posted May 15, 2011 Share Posted May 15, 2011 *hits Red in the head with the bottom of his sword* Well if it wasn't for Ganon's minions tracking us down all the time, we would've been able to stop and eat. *rumbling stops* I think it's over now. *notices the logs are knocked over and the fire is destroyed* Oh no! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pinkie Pie Posted May 15, 2011 Share Posted May 15, 2011 Ow! Oh come on...hurry up and finish eating then, I wanna go and slay that beast! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mellow Posted May 15, 2011 Share Posted May 15, 2011 Guess we'll have to eat these Tektites raw... Kafei gives four Tektite legs to each member of the group. We can eat while moving, shall me go up the mountain now? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pinkie Pie Posted May 15, 2011 Share Posted May 15, 2011 Hell yeah! Let's go!! -Red raises the tektike leg much in a way that a barbarian would- Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Destroyer4292 Posted May 15, 2011 Share Posted May 15, 2011 Tastes better raw anyways. *looks at the piece of meat* Emm..I'll just save mine for later http://core.the-gcn.com/public/style_emoticons/default/confused.gif *Ganon's Castle* So they're climbing Death Mountain. Perfect. Zant, send out the dodongos. Yes, my lord. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tell-Tale Heart Posted May 15, 2011 Author Share Posted May 15, 2011 Er... I overheard something about Dodongos.... from Ganon and Zant.... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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