Malqua Posted December 19, 2010 Share Posted December 19, 2010 Granted, Nothing exists anymore. ... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Secant Posted December 20, 2010 Share Posted December 20, 2010 Granted. I wish for the solstice to be a good one. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zurg Posted December 20, 2010 Share Posted December 20, 2010 Granted, it was so good you froze to death. I wish for this wish to not be granted. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tell-Tale Heart Posted December 20, 2010 Author Share Posted December 20, 2010 Because it wasn't granted, it was granted. Yay Paradox. I wish for Fish. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zurg Posted December 21, 2010 Share Posted December 21, 2010 Granted. Too many fish, the universe implodes of data overflow, we are all dead now. I wish we were all alive once more. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tell-Tale Heart Posted December 31, 2010 Author Share Posted December 31, 2010 Granted, we're all ReDeads. I wish I was here. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Malqua Posted December 31, 2010 Share Posted December 31, 2010 Not granted, you already are. I wish I had a thousand crunchy Taco Bell tacos. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shadow Fire Posted December 31, 2010 Share Posted December 31, 2010 Granted, but they are months old, with maggots wriggling around. Damn, I'm hungry. I wish I could fly. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tell-Tale Heart Posted December 31, 2010 Author Share Posted December 31, 2010 Granted, but now you will always be hungry. I wish that this wish will be corrupted by not being corrupted. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Malqua Posted January 1, 2011 Share Posted January 1, 2011 Granted, but you're no longer allowed to post paradox wishes. I wish you all had a happy new year! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shadow Fire Posted January 1, 2011 Share Posted January 1, 2011 Granted, but yours was terrible. An elephant flattened your letterbox. No more mail for you. I wish for more wishes. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
alphaheiti Posted January 1, 2011 Share Posted January 1, 2011 granted, but you only can wish for NOTHING with it. i wish for a great year 2011 ! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shadow Fire Posted January 1, 2011 Share Posted January 1, 2011 Granted, but we're all fucked next year. =P I wish that the next person who posts after me gets their wish granted. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Secant Posted January 1, 2011 Share Posted January 1, 2011 Granted, I became an admin again. I wish for 15 mL of nitroglycerin. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shadow Fire Posted January 1, 2011 Share Posted January 1, 2011 Granted, but it explodes in someone's face. You just ruined the start of their year and they probably didn't deserve it. If they did though... I wish that I didn't make this wish. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gump Posted January 2, 2011 Share Posted January 2, 2011 Granted, the wish never happened. I wish my brand new copy of F-Zero (Original) arrived all ready >.>. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Malqua Posted January 2, 2011 Share Posted January 2, 2011 Granted. I wish I made the last wish Shadow Fire made. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zurg Posted January 3, 2011 Share Posted January 3, 2011 Granted, your wish never happened. I wish. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Malqua Posted January 3, 2011 Share Posted January 3, 2011 Granted. Granted. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Secant Posted January 3, 2011 Share Posted January 3, 2011 I wish. (This is getting extremely difficult to follow.) I wish for less homework. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zurg Posted January 3, 2011 Share Posted January 3, 2011 Granted. I don't want to corrupt that wish... I wish I had no homework. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Malqua Posted January 4, 2011 Share Posted January 4, 2011 Granted, but you fail all your classes. I wish Leon would change his damn signature. Or I'll kill him :3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zurg Posted January 4, 2011 Share Posted January 4, 2011 Not granted, you lost the game. I wish I won the game. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shadow Fire Posted January 4, 2011 Share Posted January 4, 2011 Granted, you won the game, but in acknowledging that, you just lost the game. I wish something. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zurg Posted January 4, 2011 Share Posted January 4, 2011 Granted, Achievement unlocked: 'Anti-Climactic Wish'. I wish for someone to make a wish that is 100% logical. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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