CorruptedMoon Posted December 6, 2010 Share Posted December 6, 2010 Abridge Quotes Time~ Tristan: *throws Ring* GO MILLENNIUM FRISBEE! Yami Bakura: *in the ring* Noooooooooo Sound effect: Twinkle. Yugi: Whenever Kaiba smiles, a puppy dies. Teddy: YOUR MOTHER PLAYS CARD GAMES IN HELL! Kaiba: OMG a giant rock! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shadow Fire Posted February 18, 2011 Share Posted February 18, 2011 PARA: We are the Brothers Paradox! DOX: And we love wearing women's frocks! PARA: As villains go, we're kinda lame! DOX: But never mind that, let's play a card game! YAMI: We have to duel these guys as a team, Joey. That means you do everything I say, you got that? JOEY: Duh, okay. PARA: We are villains who like to rhyme! DOX: In fact, we do it all the time! PARA: You may think it's rather crass! DOX: But you can stick your cards right up your nose. PARA: You were supposed to say "ass", brother, I thought we rehearsed this! *later* PARA: Against our Gate Guardian, you stand no chance! DOX: I'm not wearing any underpants. PARA: Is that true brother, or are you just rhyming? DOX: I didn't want to throw off our timing. But it is true. YAMI: Joey, it's time for a surprise attack! JOEY: No worries, Yug, I got ya back! YAMI: Hang on a second, are we rhyming too? JOEY: Don't ask me, I ain't got a clue. YAMI: This is like something out of Dr. Seuss! TÉA: I can't stop staring at Yugi's caboose! BAKURA: Everyone seems to have gone all rhymey! TRISTAN: Shut the hell up, you stupid limey! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CorruptedMoon Posted May 1, 2011 Author Share Posted May 1, 2011 [warning=BUMP]Hehehe, we're back![/warning] Yami: If you're a ghost then I'm straight Malik: Oh, hey, look, a bird! Isn't it just the cutest little guy? I mean, NO! In my new world, all birds shall be enslaved. Especially this one. And he shall be named Mr Tweetums! For it is very evil. Ahahahah! Now begone Mr Tweetums! I'm trying to stalk my nemesis. Yami Bakura: I could murder a cup of tea Yugi and Yami: Wonder twin powers activate! Form of... an Egyptian homosexual! Joey: F*cking fanboys. Yami Bakura: God we are so cancelled Baby Yami: Wah! Wah! Baby Pharaoh wants milk! Someone fetch me a nipple! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shadow Fire Posted June 16, 2011 Share Posted June 16, 2011 ALISTER: Oh, great and powerful Dartz! How shall we defeat your nemesis, the dreaded Marik Ishtar? VALON: Tell us, almighty one, so that we may do your bidding! DARTZ: (sounding like Coiffio) Mah fwiends, dere is only one way to defeat that dooshbag... We will deoo him! (music stops) RAFAEL: Um... did you say... "do him"? DARTZ: (Dartz's hair color changes from light blue to red-orange) I said DEOO him! What part of 'deoo him' doncha understand, dooshbag!? (Dartz's hair color changes again, to indigo) We're gonna deoo him! Toogeda! All foh of us, we gonna deoo him. Deoo him hard and thowowowy. We will deoo him so hard dat he will feel it in the mo'ning when he wakes up. ALISTER: Um, boss, are you serious? DARTZ: (Hair changes to gray) Yes, you asshole! What, you want me to deoo you, too? ALISTER: No, sir! DARTZ: (Hair changes to pink)) Then keep your mouth shut, man. Okay, man? (Hair changes to light green) Yeah. So, we gonna deoo him... on motuhcycles. VALON: Won't that be kind of... uncomfortable? DARTZ: (Hair changes to dark green) What the [EFF!] you talkin' about, man? RAFAEL: Yeah, I don't want to do anybody on a motorbike- DARTZ: (Hair changes to red) DEOO! RAFAEL: ...Are you saying "do", or "duel"? DARTZ: (Hair changes to orange) DEOOOO!! RAFAEL: ...So you want us to do Marik? DARTZ: (Hair changes back to light blue) Yes, and I will stand here and watch you deoo him! ALISTER: ...Well, okay then... Let's... go do Marik... I guess. DARTZ: (Hair changes to black) Deoo him, dooshbags! Thowowowy! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CorruptedMoon Posted June 16, 2011 Author Share Posted June 16, 2011 Mako: I AM NOT A FREAKY FISH GUY! Yami: Man, I hate milkshakes. Die, milkshake, die! That's right milkshake, you have been defeated. Now you go to milkshake prison. Yugi: God you're such a slut Yami: Yeah well, you're really small. Look at you down there, you're like Smally McSmall... that's your name. Kaiba: Screw the money, I have rules! Wait let me try that again. Bakura: I'm not gay, I'm just British. Yami Bakaura: I'm not British, I'm just gay. Joey: Apply the hand break, ya dumb broad! Bandit Keith: In America! (cameo apperance) Naruto: WHY IS EVERYBODY ON THIS SHOT A F**KING DUELIST?! Grampa: I'm checking the obituaires to see if I've died yet. Yami: That's it pal, you just f**ked with the wrong Egyptian. Yami: It's time to duel sucka', can YOU dig it? Yugi: GIVE ME BACK MY PUZZLE YOU BIG DICK WEEDS! Joey and Tristan: We're tormenting you! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shadow Fire Posted June 16, 2011 Share Posted June 16, 2011 GANSLEY: In this card game, We each pick one monster to act as our deckmaster. But once your deckmaster is destroyed, you lose this game and your body will be mine! I think the first thing I'll do is trim that ridiculous hair of yours. YAMI: Listen man! You can threaten me all you like, but lets get one thing straight: Nobody, but ♪nobody♪ f**ks with the hair! TÉA: Ok, so how did I wind up on Tatooine? (Several Hitotsu-Me Giants appear and attack her, while yelling random complaints) INTERNET TROLL #1: PWNED!!! INTERNET TROLL #2: DON'T GO INTO THE CONVENTION! TÉA: Oh no! I'm being attacked by internet trolls! INTERNET TROLL #1: THEY'LL KILL MY ABRIDGED SERIES! (Téa gets cut in the cheek by a piece of flying wood that chipped off the Hitotsu-me giant's axe, then runs away) INTERNET TROLL #2: PWNED!!! TÉA: Go back to 4chan, you freaks! INTERNET TROLL #1: STOP MAKING WEBCOMICS! INTERNET TROLL #2: PWNED!!! GANSLEY: Select your deckmaster, Yugi. YAMI: (voice-over) Hmm! These monsters are indeed strong. Any one of them could prove a formidable ally. (out loud) Oh! Except for Kuriboh! HA! Imagine if I said I wanted to choose Kuriboh as my deckmaster, eh? That would be absolutely- Oh, crap in the Nile, I just chose Kuriboh as my deckmaster, didn't I? KURIBOH: Do-da-la-la-la-la-la-la-la-la-la-la-la-la-la-la-la-la-la-la-la! YAMI: That's an annoying Kuriboh. CHIBI-KAIBA: And now, I sacrifice my pawn to summon Ultimate Elemental Hero Ultimately Shining Queen's Pawn! Now I am the chess prince! MOKUBA: Wow, Seto! Back then, you took gaming really seriously. KAIBA: Is that how you address the chess prince? MOKUBA: I just thought- KAIBA: KNEEL BEFORE THE CHESS MASTER! YAMI: I summon the Agnostic Celtic Guardian! AGNOSTIC CELTIC GUARDIAN: I'm not sure what I believe in. GANSLEY: It's no good, Yugi. With my deckmaster, The Deepsea Warrior, I can reflect your attacks right back at you. YAMI: Yeah, well, with my Kuriboh, I can... (music stops) Umm... What exactly is your effect, Kuriboh? KURIBOH: La-la-la-la! YAMI: Oh, that's right. Being cute. How very invaluable. Honestly, I might as well have picked Yugi to be my deckmaster. YUGI: Hey! YAMI: I said you were cute! It's a compliment. Geez. YUGI: (annoyed) Your face is cute! YAMI: (cockily) Yup! CHIBI-KAIBA: What if I taunted you by saying "Bawk! Bawk!" and making gestures that compared you to a chicken? GOZABURO: Nooo! Anything but that! You're on, kid. But I should warn you- When it comes to chess, I never- (Game is over, Chibi-Kaiba wins) CHIBI-KAIBA: Checkmate! GOZABURO: Best two out of three? CHIBI-KAIBA: You lost! GOZABURO: But I still have my horsie. CHIBI-KAIBA: It's called a knight. GOZABURO: Why's the knight a horse? CHIBI-KAIBA: I'm your son now! GOZABURO: Horses can't be knights. I mean, that's just silly. Chess is stupid! All of the above quotes were from the same episode. =P Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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