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Malqua
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As I have just learned today,

 

Mountain Dew Game Fuel

 

has been re-released unto grocery stores and supermarkets everywhere! at least in my state

 

This new edition of Game Fuel is based on Call of Duty Modern Warfare 3, and has the flavors Blast of Citrus Cherry (The best kind), and the new Charge of Tropical Flavor.

 

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Both cans sport what I assume to be classes of playable characters from Modern Warfare 3, although I wouldn't know because I've never played it.

 

History of Game Fuel (A rundown from my experiences):

  • Game Fuel was first released after Bungie's Halo 3. There was only one flavor, the Citrus Cherry. The can displayed a picture of Master Chief in action, with the big 3 logo. There was also a limited edition can which had a black and white photo of the Chief on a blue background. ( I own the limited edition one, but sadly I never thought of keeping the original non-limited edition can. :< )
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And then it disappeared, and my soul was destroyed as my absolute favorite drink vanished. Until...

 

  • Game Fuel re-released with World of Warcraft's third expansion pack. It brought back the classic Citrus Cherry flavor, but also introduced a new flavor Wild Fruit. The cans this time had images of the Orc race for cherry and the Elf race for fruit. I was so excited about their return, and while I loved the Citrus Cherry, I was disappointed with the Wild Fruit flavor. Nevertheless, I kept a can for both flavors.
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  • Game Fuel re-re-released with Modern Warfare 3 as the new medium. As I stated above, the returning flavor Citrus Cherry, and the new Tropical Flavor are what we have to look forward to. This time, the packages come with a Double XP bonus if you play Modern Warfare, so there's that. I just finished my first can of Citrus Cherry, unarguably the best flavor of Mountain Dew I've ever had, but I have yet to sample the new tropical flavor; however I predict it to taste suspiciously like a previous Dewmocracy candidate. (This one)
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Game Fuel Conspiracy (I cooked this up just half an hour ago):

 

I've taken notice that all the times Game Fuel has been released, it has been in the event of some game reaching it's Third title. Halo 3, WoW Cataclysm ( the 3rd expansion ), and now Modern Warfare 3.

 

This leads me to believe that:

  • We will never see Game Fuel released with a Valve game. (See: Valve Can't Count to Three)
  • The games listed up there can be listed as "hardcore" type games, so we probably won't see Game Fuel for Little Big Planet 3.
  • The next big "Hardcore" type game I can think of, and that has been long awaited, is Bioshock Infinite, which is the third game in the Bioshock series.
  • If Game Fuel is only released on the third game in the series, that explains why it wasn't released with Skyrim. (Elder Scrolls V (five))
Now, feel free to discuss your love for Game Fuel, or your conspiracy theories about Game Fuel, or what you think about my posting this as a very important article in the News section, while I go crack open a Tropical flavored Game Fuel to see what it's all about. (inb4 Typhoon)

 

Tropical Edit: I didn't like it. >_<'

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